MY WIFE

I was unbelievably excited when I took delivery of our 62-inch 3D Smart TV and, as I hugged and drooled over it on its stand, the wife let out a derisory huff.

“Look at the state of you! You’re pathetic!” she snarled. “Fawning over a TV – why can’t you manage that sort of affection for me?”

“Because I can get my fucking arms around the telly.”

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a blogger and a huge Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook.

Posted on November 30, 2015, in MISCELLANEOUS POSTS. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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