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50 SHADES OF BLOGGING (A RE-SHARE OF MY BEST POST WHICH HAS 200 LIKES)

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I’m feeling quite generous today so let me spread the knowledge that I have gained within my two years of blogging.

1.If you write about a serious or dark topic, break it up with a little fluff sometimes. Or write about something else. But don’t lose your focus. As for the rest, they don’t care as much as you think they do. That soul-baring post is probably only embarrassing to you.

(CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO READ THE FULL POST WHICH HAS 50 TIPS)

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/

2. If you have a post you’re afraid to make public, make it public anyway. It’s okay to run naked in public sometimes. You’ll feel freed.

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/

3. You are going to have haters. It’s unavoidable. If you can’t handle people hating you or your blog, you have no business blogging.

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4. If your blog starts getting popular, your haters will be more numerous and more vocal. It’s okay to have haters. Love your haters. They’re obviously obsessed enough with you to visit your blog and that increases your views.

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5. Some people you thought were your friends or supporters are not. Be careful who you trust.

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6. Nothing is too personal to write publicly about. There will always be someone who will be grateful you shared

7. Trolls are easily controlled. Just don’t approve their comments or send them to spam or trash.

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A RESHARE OF THE LITTLE RANTER A.K.A SOOCHIE WOOCHIE A.K.A MISS YIKES

A month ago I wrote an extremely long post about Suchie Sarkar, click here to read it https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/11/16/suchie-sarkar-a-k-a-the-lil-ranter/

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MY JOURNEY TO TEN THOUSAND FOLLOWERS, A BEN CARSON INSPIRED STORY (MY GIFTED FOLLOW AND UNFOLLOW HANDS)

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On 25th December 2015 at exactly 12 a..m I hit ten thousand followers on both Instagram and Twitter. 10K baby. This is the best Christmas present ever. I couldn’t have asked for more. I’m crazily happy right now. Ummm, it’s been quite a long journey of gaining and losing followers but in the end everything worked itself out. I finally hit my followers target. I’m still hungry for more followers so I am now targeting a hundred thousand followers. 100K here I come.

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He just wanted to be popular,
He just want ten thousand followers…

Lil Wayne and Charlie Puth.

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It’s been a long day without you, my friend
And I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again
We’ve come a long way from where we began
Oh, I’ll tell you all about it when I see you again
When I see you again.

See You Again by Wiz Khalifa and Charlie Puth

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ANY WOMAN WHO VOLUNTARILY POPS ROOFIES HAS TWICE THE BALLS OF ANY MAN ALIVE

In the song Glory, Lil Wayne raps,

She poppin’ roofies

Roofies, known chemically as flunitrazepam, is a notorious date rape drug due to its high potency and ability to cause strong amnesia. 

Therefore any woman who voluntarily takes roofies fully accepts the consequences and side effects that come with it.

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Flunitrazepam /ˌfluːnɨˈtræzɨpæm/, also known as Rohypnol among others, is an intermediate acting benzodiazepine used as an hypnotic, sedative, anticonvulsant,anxiolytic, and skeletal muscle relaxantdrug. In general, the prescription of flunitrazepam as a hypnotic is intended to be for short-term treatment of chronic or severe insomniacs not responsive to other hypnotics, especially in inpatients. It is considered to be one of the most effective benzodiazepine hypnotics on a dose basis. Just as with other hypnotics, flunitrazepam should be strictly used only on a short-term basis or in those with chronic insomnia on an occasional basis. It is also known and produced from common precursors to 1,4-benzophenones, in 1963. Flunitrazepam has been referred to as a date rape drug even though its incidence is very rare in cases that have been reported.

Flunitrazepam is classed as a nitro-benzodiazepine. It is the fluorinated N-methyl derivative of nitrazepam. Other nitro-benzodiazepines include nitrazepam (the parent compound), nimetazepam(methylamino derivative) and clonazepam (2ʹ-chlorinated derivative).

Adverse effects of flunitrazepam include dependence, both physical and psychological; reduced sleep quality resulting in somnolence; and overdose, resulting in excessive sedation, impairment of balance and speech, respiratory depression or coma, and possibly death. Because of the latter, flunitrazepam is commonly used in suicide. When used in pregnancy, it might cause hypotonia.

PAPA JONES THE ONE AND ONLY FATHER OF KENYAN HIPHOP UNLEASHES HIS FURY WITH TWO KILLER DISS TRACKS IN RESPONSE TO THE “WHO IS KING?” BEEF

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King Khali a.k.a Mr Jones has dropped his response in the form of two songs. He has undoubtedly fought to take back the highly coveted “King Of Kenyan Hiphop” crown. Khaligraph’s tracks are titled King Khali and King Khali 2 (The Debate Ends Here). Even before you sample the diss songs, listen to the song I Am King( Rest In Peace Competition) which is Khaligraph’s best song to date. It features the extra-famous DJ Creme DeLa Creme. If you don’t have time to listen to the full song, quickly skip to the last verse which proves that KHALIGRAPH JONES IS THE KENYAN EMINEM WITHOUT A DOUBT!!!. The super speed at which he raps cannot be compared with any other rapper not just in Kenya, but in the whole African Continent. Click here to listen to Khali’s song titled, “Fuck Off”. You can also watch a video titled “Khaligraph Jones proves why he is the best rapper in Kenya and Africa”. As a continuation of my previous post, I will now break down the many punchlines from which Khaligraph Jones has dropped.

1. Mimi na mic ni Uhuru na Waiguru.
2. King ni mmoja hawa wengine ni maclande.
3. Ya’ll are like Vera akitafuta sponsor.
4. It’s sad that you are getting bodied by a nigga from Kayole.
5. If you listen to my music it maze yiukaa ni kaa DeJa Vu, Is he Jay-Z is He Biggie? Izo sauti si zinafanana?
6. Nyi mamatha so sishtuki nikikujiwa na FIDA.
7. Nyinyi wengine mdomo kama mapoko wa Sabina Joy.
8. Some of ya’ll mnafaa kuwa mnapeana injili, but hii fame imewachocha na ikawachanganya akili.
9. These other rappers kinda look like Caitlyn Jenner.
10. Tushajua nani Denzel if we was in a movie.
11. Vile nawafry unaweza niita Peter Pan.
12. Kaa hunijui, Wacha nikuonyeshe catalogue, Top ten Africa, sijawai brag, Opened up for Two Chainz, na sijwai brag.
13. Why you niggas thin, time for you to go to VCT.
14. Yes you was a king, but iyo ni TBT.
15. Mi ni evil, naweza fanya Devil a-fear.

Punchline Number 1
Mimi na mic ni Uhuru na Waiguru.
(Me and the microphone are just like Uhuru and Waiguru)
The President of Kenya is called Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta. Rumours speculate that him and Anne Waiguru (former Cabinet Secretary) are questionably and excessively close.

Punchline Number 2
King ni mmoja hawa wengine ni maclande.
(The king is only one, the rest are just side chics)
Just like most men have one main chic and several side chics, King Khali says that he is the only king of Kenyan hiphop. All the other rappers cannot be compared to him.

Punchline Number 3
Ya’ll are like Vera akitafuta sponsor.
(You are all just like Vera when she is looking for a sponsor)
Here in President Barack Obama’s hood, Kenya, a sponsor is defined as a much older, wrinkle-filled man who provides a young woman, mostly a university student with excessive amounts of money and unlimited luxury. This is of course in exchange for sex. Vera Sidika is the most successful Kenyan socialite to date. She lives luxuriously and takes trips to Dubai just the way an average person walks to the supermarket. All her success is courtesy of her multiple sponsors. When a rapper wants to gain attention, he will have the same hunger and strategy of a socialite.

Punchline Number 4
It’s sad that you are getting bodied by a nigga from Kayole.
Kayole or the 196 or 1960 is where Khali comes from. It’s his hood. Just the way the best rapper alive Lil Wayne shouts out his hometown New Orleans, Khali does the same. Papa Jones has adopted the line, “you’re getting bodied by a nigga….” from superstar Drake and Lil Wayne. In the song Back To Back which is a diss to Meek Mill (Nicki Minaj’s boyfriend), Drake raps, “You’re getting bodied by a singing nigga.” In his latest mixtape titled “No Ceilings 2”, Lil Wayne raps, “You’re getting bodied by a skating nigga” in the song Back To Back Remix.

Punchline Number 5
If you listen to my music maze yiukaa ni kaa DeJa Vu, Is he Jay-Z is he Biggie? Izo sauti si zinafanana?
(If you listen to his music it sounds as if it is a DeJa Vu, Is he Jay Z is he Biggie?
Their voices are quite similar.)
Khali is a very succesful rapper. If you listen keenly to his voice he has a White person’s accent. It’s so amazing since he is from Kayole. I wonder where he got that great United States accent from. He compares his greatness to that of Jay-Z and Biggie, the greatest hiphop moguls worlwide.

Punchline Number 6
Nyi mamatha so sishtuki nikikujiwa na FIDA.
(You are women, so I won’t be surprised if FIDA comes for me.)
Mr. Jones takes hurtful shots at the men involved in the Who Is King Beef and their egos. As a man, it hurts to be clled a woman. No offense to the feminists out there. 😂 FIDA is a non-profit organization aiming to improve the legal standing of women in Kenya.

Punchline Number 7
Nyinyi wengine mdomo kama mapoko wa Sabina Joy.
(All of you are mouthy just like the prostitutes of Sabina Joy brothel)
This line is pure fire. Congratulations King Khali. *shakes your hand very respectfully* Allow me to give you lovely readers a brief history of Sabina Joy brothel. The old folks know it as Karumaindo, but today it goes by a funkier name; Sabina Joy or simply SJ. The whorehouse has served generations, but it never gets old. Unlike other brothels that are situated in the dingy alleys of River Road, Sabina Joy is located at the heart of Nairobi. It’s entrance is on Moi Avenue, just next to Ambassador hotel. It’s somewhere between Nevada Fish and Chips and an M-Pesa shop… I am told.

Punchline Number 8
Some of ya’ll mnafaa kuwa mnapeana injili, but hii fame imewachocha na ikawachanganya akili.
(Some of ya’ll are supposed to be spreading the gospel, but this fame has corrupted you and affected your way of thinking)
This is a direct shot at Juliani who was a gospel artist, but slowly switched completely to secular music because it came with more fame and money. Juliani takes a big L at this point but not as much L’s as Meek Mill has taken the whole of 2015.

Punchline Number 9
These other rappers kinda look like Caitlyn Jenner.
The Kardashian and Jenner family is always partaking in numerous scandals. Bruce Jenner who was a man underwent surgery and is now a woman. She revealed she was a trans woman in April 2015 and publicly announced her name change from Bruce to Caitlyn in a July 2015 Vanity Fair cover story. Her name and gender change became official on September 25, 2015. She has been called the most famous openly transgender woman in the world. Bruce Jenner fathered these children; Brandon Jenner, Brody Jenner, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner.

Punchline Number 10
Tushajua nani Denzel if we was in a movie.
(We already know who would be Denzel if we were in a movie)
Denzel Hayes Washington, Jr. is an American actor and filmmaker. He has received two Golden Globe awards, a Tony Award, and two Academy Awards: Best Supporting Actor for the historical war drama film Glory and Best Actor for his role as a corrupt cop in the crime thriller Training Day. Papa Jones compares his success in the rap game to that of Denzel in the moviesphere.

Punchline Number 11
Vile nawafry unaweza niita Peter Pan.
(The way I’m frying them you can call me Peter Pan)
Peter Pan is a character created by Scottish novelist and playwright J. M. Barrie. He is a mischievous boy who can fly and never grows up. Peter Pan spends his never-ending childhood having adventures on the small island of Neverland as the leader of his gang, the Lost Boys, interacting with mermaids, Native Americans, fairies, pirates, and occasionally ordinary children from the world outside Neverland. A pan is an instrument used to fry food. Just the way a pan fries food, Khaligraph is going to cook, burn and fry these other little itty bitty rappers.

Punchline Number 12
Kaa hunijui, Wacha nikuonyeshe catalogue, Top ten Africa, sijawai brag, Opened up for 2 Chainz, na sijwai brag.
(If you don’t know me, let me show you my catalogue, Top ten in Africa, but I have never bragged, Opened up for 2 Chainz, but I have never bragged)
2 Chainz, a successful international rapper came to Kenya a while ago. Khaligraph Jones was the head of the team that welcomed him here and ensured that his stay was smooth. He has never bragged about it. He is also among the top ten best music artist in the whole African continent.

Punchline Number 13
Why you niggas thin, time for you to go to VCT.
VCT means Voluntary Counselling and Testing which is done when someone suspects that he/she has AIDS. Khaligraph Jones is well-built and clearly tell us that in this line. This is a direct shot at Juliani who physically looks quite thin and extremely malnourished. Kaka Sungura is has average body size, not to thin and not too fat.

Punchline Number 14
Yes you was a king, lakini iyo ni TBT.
(Yes you were a king, but that is simply a TBT)
According to an upcoming rapper called Njeri, Juliani is so old in the rap game that he needs a walking stick. Jones knows this and hits Juli where it hurts, his age. Khali says that Juliani was king a long time ago, hence that is just a Throwback Thursday, an old memory. Every Instagrammer is familiar with Throwback Thursday which is denoted by the hashtag TBT. #TBT is whereby you post an old picture of yourself which takes you down memory lane.

Punchline Number 15
Mi ni evil, naweza fanya devil a-fear.
(I am so evil that I can make the devil fear)
Khali says that he is so evil that he scares the devil. In the video of the song I Am King, Jones takes on the role of The Angel of Death (Death himself) and wields a long scythe. This portrays him as being totally evil.

Here is Khali’s full You Tube Playlist.

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JIMMY GAIT’S COVER OF ADELE’S SONG “HELLO” GETS COMPLETELY ROASTED WITH NEGATIVE REVIEWS

When Adele released her hit single Hello after a five-year hiatus from the music industry, it sent shockwaves across the world and many covers popped up across the interwebs.
The first Kenyan cover, a Swahili rendition by Dela Maranga, got rave reviews-but a second one has got Kenyans denouncing their countryman on Twitter.
Gospel singer, Jimmy Gait, on Monday released a Christian rendition of the soulful love ballad and Kenyans on social media would have none of it.
Gait takes the persona of God, speaking to a ‘prodigal child’ about changing their ways. From having chips fungas to drinking too much and forgetting their faith-Gait serenades a lost believer “from the other side” atop an upbeat track.
Within a matter of hours, the song’s YouTube video had received nearly 300 dislikes compared to 64 likes. Sadly, that was just a tip of the iceberg.
Kenyans on social media ruthlessly hit out at the gospel singer, with many making fun of his interpretation of the hit single.

Here are some of the reactions.
Kenyan vocalist Dela has translated the song into Kiswahili to critical acclaim and favourable reviews by several international blogs. Jimmy Gait may have counted on the same favour by recording a gospel version of the song.
Unfortunately, his version has fallen flat and, for all his trouble, he has attracted the wrath and mockery of Kenyans after sharing the audio on YouTube which has been met with acerbic comments.
Richie ROJA’S 360-DEGREES TV wrote: “Hii ndio inaitwa cover ya kumrudisha nyoka pangoni. Christ is about to descend” (This is the cover that will take the snake back to the hole. Christ is about to descend)
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Another user, TheSimbaress, wrote an apology to Adele, alluding to former Inspector General David Kimaiyo’s famous “sieke” gaffe:
“Dear Adele, on behalf of all Kenyans… all 42 million of us and even the unborn future generations… I sincerely apologise for this atrocity. We collectively express our heartfelt condolences for this sieke (siege) and massacre of your beautiful song. Our embarrassment is forever engraved on the Internet. Signed, Kenya.
“Adele, we do not know this Jimmy Gait guy. He is not Kenyan. We suspect Donald Trump paid him to spoil our name,” wrote Kavoi Simon.
Others ridiculed his musical abilities, likening his song to—among many other things—a lullaby.
Samantha Mwenda commented: “If a virus had a sound, it would be this. I just want to run a malware scan on this song”
“Ati mtoto akikataa kukula unamwekea hii song” (When a child refuses to eat, you play this song to it) stated John Githambo while other users regretted listening to the song in the first place.
“I’m now going to reflect on which poor life choices led me here,” John Kamau wrote.
In their usual creativity, some even incorporated Jimmy Gait’s better known lyrics in their take down of him.
“This is why you wish the original Jews from Jesus Era were still alive, this one they would have taken outside the City gates and stoned, this dude can’t even sing his own songs properly then takes perhaps the best song ever by Adele and turns it into a Muhadhara. Can’t wait for him to do a video of this prank and try to incorporate FuriFuri dance somewhere… on second thought maybe this cover is not real am hoping Its just a drill,” Kennedy Ngugi posted.
Kennedy Ngugi Comments on the audio was uploaded on YouTube on December 19 continues to amass comments every second.
The video that was uploaded on December 19, has already amassed 27,000 views and counting. It has so far received 700 comments and from the look of it, the cruel onslaught is likely to continue.

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FEMCEE NJERI GOES HAM AT KENYAN RAPPERS KHALIGRAPH, KAKA SUNGURA AND JULIANI IN A TRACK TITLED “NO KING”

Female rapper Njeri has addressed the ‘Who Is King’ debate in a blazing hot diss track.

Titled, “No King”, the Nduta hitmaker is spitting fire, firing shots, and dropping bombs. She does not spare anyone. From Juliani who apparently needs a walking stick since he has been in the game for way too long, to Khaligraph Jones who apparently knows the direction to Sabina Joy brothel more than anyone else, to Shiko FemiOne, to King Kaka, to MCSK, to hitmakers of ‘Dandia.’

Give it a listen below.

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Here are the lyrics.

{Intro}

One Two, One Two,

I know you wanna listen to me,

Ndio Mnicopy,

Relax Niggas,

Imma give you free copies,

I don’t need favors,

Coz I wasn’t looking for Herpes,

Oh Please, trust me,

I don’t have to get to the top but

Not on top of you

Coz I don’t want to play for Theme D Nigga,

Check my middle finger,

Juu me sipendangi Ujinga,

say I got attitude,

Coz I dint flap with the DJ,

Next thing you know, he be asking for a BJ,

My Boy,

Cheki, Uliza Khali direction za Sabina Joy,

What Kinda business is this shit my nigga?

Hold up Hold up gotta fix this, ID car

Is that the reason we got so few FeMcees?,

And Stella had to get all the way from Overseas,

To come and show me love

When all y’all local bury your heads in the sand,

Mkijifanya eti kisapere hamu-understand,

Kumbe mlicheki kumethoka,

And your fake Empires about to poromoka,

What happened to girl power,

Skill for skill let’s empower,

Ama ni vitu tunaona kwa movie kama Empire

It was never my intention to diss you,

Coz Hiphop was meant to address serious issues,

Kama 70% airplay,

Cheki MCSK when is our pay day?

CK naskiza tenje niskie Ukoo Flani,

But vitu naskia tu ni MaFala Flani,

Kwa mfano,

Ngoma ka Kudandia Matatu,

Surely, Kungekua na King, Nawaambia nyi watatu,

Mmoja wenyu angalau angekua na private jet anafly,

Coz mashilingi tu ni Kelele, Numbers don’t lie,

Mngekua real mngejua Hiphop ni culture ya love,

So, hii story ya sijui Who is King, Who is above,

Nabado hata hamchezwi international

Na juu nimewaambia najua mtaitake it personal,

Some of you are still steady hopping angalau nunua ka personal

Banture Brikicho,

Si ucome nikushow,

Kuna vile umebebewa akili joh,

So wacha nikusare,

Kabla uandikiwe mistare,

Siitaji kuwa ligi soh

Nani anataka soh,

me hudeal na madollar,

Ona Ona Oge Dora,

Kama mimi ni Nakumatt,

Weh ungekua Uchumi ama mmesora,

Wengine wenyu wamezeeka kwa hii game, shika bakora,

Akh! Hata Nimechoka

TESTING WHETHER MY LAPTOP’S SCREENSHOT IS CLEARLY VISIBLE IN A BLOG POST

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