Daily Archives: December 13, 2015

I LOVE ALL MY FOLLOWERS ; SO MANY FRIENDLY FACES

Thank you all for following my blog. I have to admit, I love checking out ladies’ gravatar pics here. Lol. Oh my goodness at the fourth picture second row. (*whistles uncontrollably). The second picture last row looks a-freaking-mazing !!!

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I JUST GOT A JOB !!!

I am now a part-time blogger for Mawalking Radio. A radio station started by a fellow Kenyan called Oscar who resides abroad. Have a look at my posts, won’t you? Here is the link.

http://www.mawalkingradio.com/kaka-sungura-releases-a-deadly-track-titled-kionjo-as-the-who-is-king-beef-continues/

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Here’s is a little something about the station.

Broadcasting 24/7 with specialized shows every day of the week. Our vision is to positively transform media content distribution in emerging markets with a particular initial focus on digital broadcasting / distributing of Afro-Caribbean and local music. We hope to achieve this by providing a platform for upcoming Producers, Artists and Disc Jockeys that Premiers, Promotes and Introduces their content while on the other hand ensuring we meet the needs of music lovers by allowing them to listen to, share and manage music within user friendly and cost effective mobile & web based platforms.

You will hear an array of genres like Afro Zouk, Kizomba, Coupe Decale, Azonto, Afro Beats, Genge, Kapuka, Makossa, Soukous, Ndombolo, Kuduro, Kwaito, Bongo, Soulistic music and all other forms of music we love and enjoy in Africa.

Our Priorities

Offer local content providers in developing nations digital distribution and broadcasting channels in order to globally.

Satisfy music lovers and customers.

Create social networks that connect fans and artists.

Democratize content delivery and distribution for artists.

Create positive, ongoing relationships with artists & fans

Build local, regional and global partnerships that enable, enhance and propel our broadcasting networks in win/win scenarios.

KAKA SUNGURA RELEASES A DEADLY TRACK TITLED “KIONJO” AS THE “WHO IS KING BEEF?” CONTINUES

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King Kaka otherwise known as Rabbit has dropped his response to the diss songs that have been released by hiphop moguls Octopizzo, Khaligraph Jones and Juliani. There is a major beef going on between them which is basically about who is the king of hiphop in President Barack Obama’s hood, Kenya. This beef was started by Juliani after he posted this tweet; “The Only One With More Bars Than The Three Combined (@octopizzo, @thekingkaka & @khaligraph jones ) is Me”.

I’m going to do a quick analysis of Rabbit’s Song “Kionjo” and discuss the punchlines that he has delivered.

1. Unaseek revenge na unaona El Cuerpo Del Deseo.
2. Mko in the wrong conversation, kama Bro Ocholla
3. Nawaslap kama kwa tape ya Creme.
4. Sijaexaggerate kama budget ya Waiguru.
5. Burn kaa Nero, Burn kaa Gonorrhea au kaa solar.
6. Bado niko juu kaa missionary.

Song : Kionjo by Rabbit King Kaka

Punchline Number 1;
Unaseek revenge na unaona El Cuerpo Del Deseo.
(You are seeking revenge but you are watching El Cuerpo Del Deseo).
Wow. This is probably the cleverest line in the whole song. For all you soap fanatics out there I will really enjoy breaking this down for you. Kaka Sungura takes this to a whole new level since El Ceurpo Del Deseo means The Body of Desire while La Revancha means The Revenge. El Cuerpo is a Spanish-language telenovela which is about an old man who comes back from the dead in the body of a much younger man and discovers dark secrets about his beautiful widow. La Revancha is a Venezuelan telenovela which is about two separated sisters who re-unite after twenty years to seek revenge for the murder of their father.

Song : Kionjo by Rabbit King Kaka

Punchline Number 2;
Mko in the wrong conversation, kama Bro Ocholla.
(You are in the wrong conversation just like Brother Ocholla).
A moment of silence for Brother Ocholla. Whooooooooooa! This line is pure genius. In case your memory has failed you let me refresh it for you. Our dear brother Ochieng’ Ocholla is an average Kenyan man who unfortunately sent a sex text to his church’s Whatsapp group. The message was meant for his girlfriend and read as follows ; “You seem to love my voice. This voice will whisper asking how you are feeling when you will be having your orgasms in cloud nine.” The Whatsapp church group is called the Embakasi Prayercell.

Song : Kionjo by Rabbit King Kaka

Punchline Number 3;
Nawaslap kaa kwa tape ya Creme.
(I’m slapping them just like in DJ Creme’s Sex tape).
Well, this is my personal favourite lyric from The King Kaka. Every individual has heard of the DJ Crème Dela Crème saga whereby his sex tape was leaked. There were even memes with the hilarious caption, “when the sex tape gets more views than the mixtape!” So just the way people slap one another while having carnal knowledge, Rabbit is going to slap all these other rappers.

Song : Kionjo by Rabbit King Kaka

Punchline Number 4;
Sijaexagerrate kama budget ya Waiguru.
(I have not exaggerated like Anne Waiguru’s budget).
With all due respect to our former Ministry of Devolution and Planning Cabinet Secretary, she has been associated with billions of missing funds, especially the National Youth Service embezzlement saga which of course involves exaggerated budgets. The King Kaka twists this to his favour and states that in calling himself King, he has not exaggerated at all.

Song : Kionjo by Rabbit King Kaka

Punchline Number 5;
Burn kaa Nero burn kaa gonorrhoea au kaa solar.
(Burning just like Nero, or gonorrhoea or the sun).
Ahem, Nero is a data burning software. The second part of the lyric does not need an explanation. Lol. Having an S.T.I. burns like hell, hence the term, “Doctor it burns when I pee”. (Disclaimer: This explanation about getting a burning feeling while peeing absolutely not from experience.)The same way the three items burn, Rabbit burns with every line that he spits.

Song : Kionjo by Rabbit King Kaka

Punchline Number 6;
Bado niko juu kaa missionary.
(I am still on top just like in the missionary position).
Kaka compares his postion at the top of the rap game to the missionary sex position just the way an individual is usually on top of another.

Kaka has bars after bars after bars. He is undoubtedly the best lyricist in the country.

Join me here next week as I review Octo’s, Papa Jones’s and Juliani’s diss tracks. For now Kaka Sungura hits back, so listen to the track and be the Judge.

Rabbit is the humblest celebrity in Kenya. He is the type of celebrity to give you a lift in his car or even buy you lunch at a hotel. I love how he hasn’t let fame and celebrityness get to his head. He takes time to interact with fans, like their Instagram photos and even have a conversation with them in the comments section. Oh and by the way also Rabbit liked my photo on Instagram and then he even went further ahead to like the screenshot that I took of his very own like. What a down-to-earth celeb he is. Ten thousand salutes to you Mr. Sungura. (Lol, such an amazing name).

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Here’s Khali’s response to Juliani’s tweet.

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Who do you think is KING??

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THE SEVEN BEST PICTURES THAT I HAVE EVER TAKEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

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WELL HELLO BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

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A NEW LOOK #MALEEXTREMELYSTRAIGHTMAKEOVER

I had to do a makeover of all my social media profiles thus I added a pinch of professionalism into them. What do ya’ll think?

1. My Facebook Page

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2. My Facebook Profile

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3. My Instagram Profile

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4. My Flickr Profile

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5. My Pinterest Profile

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6. My Google Plus Profile

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7. My LinkedIn Profile

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8. My Twitter Profile

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9. My You Tube Profile

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AVRIL NYAMBURA LIKES, RETWEETS AND REPLIES TO MY TWEET

Lol, I tweeted this to the gorgeous avie way.

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She liked it

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She then retweeted it
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And replied to it

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She lastly retweeted my reply to her
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Here’s log of my notifications.
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