Daily Archives: February 2, 2016

MY DAUGHTER AND I

“Is it just me? Am I really a bad lover, a poor father?”

“Both,” replied my daughter.

MY CLIENT

Yes, your honour, my client admits he tried to steal her handbag, but the sex was purely consensual. During the altercation he clearly heard her say, “Give it to me now, you bastard.”

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