Daily Archives: February 4, 2016

BEING A GOOD MOM

You know you’re a good mum when you sacrifice your vibrator batteries for your kids’ toys.

THE UGLY TEST

You know you’re ugly when a boiling kettle won’t even give you a fucking whistle.

MY JOB

“I spend my days chasing down leads, cleaning up the streets and protecting the vulnerable.”

Sounds a lot better than “I’m a professional dog walker.”

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