Daily Archives: February 12, 2016

A BABY VS. ME

A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it’s cute. If I do it, I’m a fucking alcoholic.

I’M I A CREEP?

Scientists say that sniffing Rosemary can increase memory by 75 percent, yet every time I try she slaps me and says I’m a creep.

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