Daily Archives: February 23, 2016

DAVE

There once was a hermit named Dave,
who found a dead whore in a cave.
She was missing a tit,
and she stunk a bit,
but think of the money he’d save.

A VISIT TO THE DENTIST

One day, a man walked into a dentist’s surgery and asked how much it would cost to extract a wisdom tooth.
“Forty quid,” the dentist said.
“That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man said. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?”
“Well,” the dentist said, “if you don’t use an anaesthetic, I can knock the price down to 30 pounds.”
Looking annoyed, the man said, “That’s still far too expensive!”
“Okay,” said the dentist. “If I save on time and simply rip the tooth out with a pair of pliers, I can knock the price down to 10 pounds.”
“Nope,” moaned the man, “it’s still too much.”
“Well,” said the dentist finally, scratching his head, “if I let one of my students do it using pliers, I suppose I can knock the price down to a fiver.”
“Marvelous!” said the man. “Book my wife in for next Tuesday!”

DRUGS

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