My boss keeps telling me I never concentrate.

He’s obviously never seen me when I shave my ballsack with hair clippers.

About Emmanuel Muema

Hi, I'm Emmanuel Muema, a Human Resource University graduate, an obsessive blogger, a graphic artist and a huge hiphop fan. I enjoy Lil Wayne's music quite a lot. Find me on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook and Google Plus. I would love to connect with as many Wordpress users as possible. Let's trade likes and comments.

Posted on February 27, 2016, in MISCELLANEOUS POSTS. Bookmark the permalink. 12 Comments.

  1. Just snorted tea down my nostrils ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    • Lol, Thanks for enjoying the joke, I truly hope that you are okay though.

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    • I guess it’s each to their own – I love a joke that is close to the boundaries – one of my favourites is about “shagging a donkey” I roar even louder with laughter at the horrified faces ๐Ÿ˜

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    • Hahahaha, please do share the joke with me. I’d love to hear it. I tend to love sick jokes.

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    • I’ll post it later whilst on night shift – I’ll have more time – it’s rather long ๐Ÿ˜

      In the meantime ๐Ÿ˜

      “Why don’t fairies ever get pregnant?”

      “Cos they only go to Goblin parties” ๐Ÿ˜

      Have a good day/evening ๐Ÿ˜


    • Please make sure to tell me when you do post it or you can even pingback me. Hahaha, That is really hilarious.
      Have a good night/day. It’s 12 a.m. here.

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    • I will – its 9.00pm here in UK x

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    • Oh, I’ll be waiting then.

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    • Hi Emmanuel – as promised ๐Ÿ˜

      Old farmer John is sat at the bar knocking back pints and getting more and more drunk.

      The barman looks over “Hey John, what’s wrong?”

      John looks over with bleary eyes and replies “See all the houses round here – I helped to build them all”

      “Yes, I know you did” says the barman

      “Do they call me John the builder? Nope they don’t” says John, swigging back his drink.

      “See all the gardens round here, I landscapped them all”

      “Yes I know you did” says the barman puzzled.

      “Do they call me John the Gardener? No they bloody don’t” John said looking pissed off.

      “See all the cars around here, I’ve mended every one of them at sometime”

      “We all know you have” responded the barman

      “Do they call me John the mechanic? No they don’t”

      “Now I shag a donkey once ……………..

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    • Hahahaha, that’s quite hilarious Lisa


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