Daily Archives: March 13, 2016

A SPECIAL PLACE IN …

There is a special place in Hell for those girls who hug you and don’t let you feel their boobs with your chest.

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Note : This article was stolen from the most important person to me in the entire world.

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Song of the moment : Me and You By Cassie (Cassandra)

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The twelve emojis and hearts represent July 12th.

I love you more than you love mangoes.

BRAVERY

What’s the definition of bravery?
A man with diarrhoea chancing a fart!

A SICK SICK JOKE

Q: How do you make a little girl cry even more?

A: You wipe your bloody dick off on her teddy bear.

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