Daily Archives: March 20, 2016

A CUCUMBER AND A BEER VS. A MAN

What advantages do a cucumber and a beer have over a man?

The beer comes in a can, not in your mouth, and a cucumber can stay hard for weeks.

BAE’S BACKUP

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LITTLE JOHNNY IN CLASS

The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ‘definitely’ in a sentence. Little Johnny replies,
“Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?” The Teacher says,
“Of course not Johnny.” Johnny replies,
“Then I have definitely shit myself.

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