Daily Archives: April 3, 2016

THREE ROBBERS

Three robbers break into a bank, but when they open the safe, they find only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt. “We didn’t find any money, but we got something to eat,” he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave. The next morning’s newspaper headline reads, “World’s Largest Sperm Bank Robbed.”

FEMINISTS

What do you call a feminist that doesn’t moan?

Wishful thinking.

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