Daily Archives: April 30, 2016

DON’T WORRY, BE HAPPY

*Whistles*

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I’M A BEAST IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Proof attached.

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TELEGRAM IS THE BEST APP EVER

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Join me in celebrating the awe of Telegram.

LIVING THE BAD LIFE

My house is so small that I had to train the dog to wag its tail up and down instead of from side to side.

I DON’T NEED SEX

because the government fucks me everyday.

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