Monthly Archives: May 2016
How do you know when a date’s going bad?
When you spike your own drink with a rape pill.
What’s the difference between a fridge and a small boy?
A fridge doesn’t scream when you pack it full of meat.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake.”
Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday?
Forget it once!
Do you need directions?…Well first you gotta take this D-tour.