Daily Archives: May 4, 2016
Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
Because they found out that dragging them by their legs would make their love hole fill up with mud.
Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.
I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy’s name. Who the heck is Rape?
How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.