Daily Archives: May 4, 2016

CAVEMEN

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?
Because they found out that dragging them by their legs would make their love hole fill up with mud.

WOMEN

Why do women wear panties with flowers on them? In loving memory of all the faces that have been buried there.

MY GIRLFRIEND

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other day and she kept yelling some other guy’s name. Who the heck is Rape?

L-wait-for-it-OL

What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
Boo-bees

PLANS FOR THE FUTURE

How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer.

SCIENTISTS

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

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