Daily Archives: May 14, 2016

NO OFFICER

Police Officer: “How high are you?”
Driver: “No officer, it’s “Hi, How are you?”

A WIERD CANNIBAL

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.

GIRLS

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

WHY OH WHY?

Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side.

THIS IS SO TRUE

What does it mean when your girlfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn’t hold the pillow down long enough.

HEY

Girl: “Hey, what’s up?”
Boy: “If I tell you, will you sit on it?”

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