Daily Archives: May 15, 2016
Money can’t buy happiness.
Yes it can, if that money is used to buy alcohol.
Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.”
Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?”
Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.”
How do you know when you’ve really pissed off your Bartender?
She leaves the string in the Bloody Mary!