Daily Archives: May 15, 2016

MONEY AND HAPPINESS

Money can’t buy happiness.
Just kidding.
Yes it can, if that money is used to buy alcohol.

SAY WHAT ?

What doesn’t kill me, makes my drinks stronger.

BEING AN ALCOHOLIC

I’m not an alcoholic. Alcoholics need a drink, but I already have one.

A NICE CONVO

Boy: “I love you so much, I could never live without you.”
Girl: “Is that you or the beer talking?”
Boy: “It’s me talking to the beer.” 

A NASTY BARTENDER

How do you know when you’ve really pissed off your Bartender?
She leaves the string in the Bloody Mary!

DRUNK-DIALING

What do you say when you’re gonna drunk-dial someone?
Al-cohol you.

WHAT IS REALITY ?

It is an illusion caused by a lack of good weed. 

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