Daily Archives: May 16, 2016

HONESTY

What’s a man’s idea of honesty in a relationship?
Telling you his real name.

LOL

Why can’t men get mad cow disease?
Because they are pigs.

MEN, HUH?

How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three.
One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.

HA

How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.

A VITAL DIFFERENCE

What is the difference between a man and a vulture?
A vulture waits until you’re dead before ripping your heart out.

HOW MEN THINK

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?
A power failure.

MEN

What’s the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!

MY ONLY PROBLEM

The only weed problem I have, is when I don’t have any weed, and that’s a big problem.

SCHOOLING

I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades…

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