Daily Archives: May 16, 2016
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part.
How can you tell when a man is well hung?
When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose.
What is the difference between a man and a vulture?
A vulture waits until you’re dead before ripping your heart out.
What’s the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms have changed. They’re no longer thick and insensitive!
The only weed problem I have, is when I don’t have any weed, and that’s a big problem.