THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS

​What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose?

Full.

NOW THIS IS TRUST

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.

1 IN 10 PEOPLE

​Apparently, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile.

Not me though, I live next door to a really sexy 10 year-old girl.

6 INCHES

​What’s 6 inches long and starts with a p?

A shit.

OH MY

I came home one day and my girlfriend was packing her bags. I asked her what was going on, and she said through her tears, “You’re a pedophile!”
And I said, “That’s an awfully big word for a 6 year-old.”

THE BEST PART

The best part of having a prostitute die on you is that the second hour is free.

LOL

Why did the women’s activist cross the street?
To suck my dick.

A BIG DIFFERENCE

What’s the difference between an adolescent skin rash and a pedophile? An adolescent skin rash doesn’t come on your face until you’re twelve.

A NASTY CONVERSATION

Woman : My oh my you smell great, what do you have on?

Man : I have a hard-on, but I didn’t know you could smell it.

UNEXPECTED SEX

Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison…