Monthly Archives: June 2016
What’s the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other a blow job.
Apparently, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile.
Not me though, I live next door to a really sexy 10 year-old girl.
I came home one day and my girlfriend was packing her bags. I asked her what was going on, and she said through her tears, “You’re a pedophile!”
And I said, “That’s an awfully big word for a 6 year-old.”
The best part of having a prostitute die on you is that the second hour is free.
What’s the difference between an adolescent skin rash and a pedophile? An adolescent skin rash doesn’t come on your face until you’re twelve.
Woman : My oh my you smell great, what do you have on?
Man : I have a hard-on, but I didn’t know you could smell it.