Monthly Archives: June 2016

THE WORST THING EVER

The worst thing you can hear when you are wearing a bikini is โ€œGood for you!โ€

THIS IS TOO HILARIOUS

They’re going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps….

This is so you can watch someone else being fucked at the same time as you.

MOTHER-DAUGHTER BONDING

โ€œA daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell scrotum?” Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last nightโ€”it was at the tip of my tongue.”

SANTA IS SO NASTY

Why is santa always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

A NOTABLE SIMILARITY

What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

THIS JOKE WILL KILL YOU

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