Monthly Archives: June 2016
The worst thing you can hear when you are wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”
They’re going to start playing porn at the fuel pumps….
This is so you can watch someone else being fucked at the same time as you.
“A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell scrotum?” Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was at the tip of my tongue.”
Why is santa always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.