HOW TO REPLY TO A TEXT FROM AN EX-GIRLFRIEND

Her : Hi
Me : Hi, I want to do bad things to you.
Her : Omg, Like what?
Me : Murder your whole family. Don’t ever text me again.

WTF

​The best curve on a girl is her smile… Nah just kiddin, look at dat ass!!!

A MIXED FEELING

​What’s a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

LADIES FIRST

The only reason the term ‘Ladies first’ was invented was for the guy to check out the woman’s ass.

LAWYERS, HUH?

​What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand?
Not enough sand.

KIM KARDASHIAN BATHES IN MILK AS SHE TAKES PART IN FERGIE’S MILF MONEY MUSIC VIDEO SHOOT

Kim recently had to shower in milk during Fergie’s MILF $ video shoot.

KIM KARDASHIAN’S NAKED SELFIE

Kim is no stranger to releasing nude pics of herself. She shocked the world by taking and sharing this unbelievable selfie.

THIS JOKE IS WAY TOO NASTY

There are 70 ways to
please a woman: 1 is
shopping, the rest is 69.

WASUP PEEPS?

WOAH

A woman walked into the ladies’ room and saw a man standing up using the toilet. Shocked, she exclaimed,
“Excuse me, but this is for women !”
“So’s this!” he replied.