Daily Archives: July 2, 2016

WOMEN, HUH?

Why shouldn’t women be allowed to drive?
There is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.

THIS IS TOO NASTY

Just finished wall papering my daughter’s room with Nicki Minaj wallpaper.
The paper was expensive, but at least I didn’t have to spend anything on paste.

HOW DUMB I’M I?

I probably didn’t help my case when I went to court for child molestation charges today, when the judge asked how 6-10 years sounded, I replied “Sexy”.

A 6.9

โ€‹What’s a 6.9?

A good time interrupted by a period.

OH

โ€‹What’s soft and pink and has seven dents?

Snow White’s hymen.

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