Daily Archives: July 2, 2016
Why shouldn’t women be allowed to drive?
There is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom.
Just finished wall papering my daughter’s room with Nicki Minaj wallpaper.
The paper was expensive, but at least I didn’t have to spend anything on paste.
I probably didn’t help my case when I went to court for child molestation charges today, when the judge asked how 6-10 years sounded, I replied “Sexy”.