Monthly Archives: August 2016

WOAAAAAH

​Could it be a mistake that “desserts” gives “stressed” spelled backwards?

A REALLY SICK JOKE

Me : Heello, iss tthisss thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroom?

Sex shop attendant : Yes.

Me : Caann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff!!!

MY DREAMS

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m going to ask them where they’re going and hook up with them later.

CROSSBREEDING

What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.

WHAT THE HELL?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

WHAT IS STALKING?

It’s when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

DIARRHOEA

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea; does that mean that one enjoys it?

WOW

Just changed my Facebook name to ‘No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say ‘No one likes this’.

THE DAY THAT I TOOK MY BEST PICTURE EVER: I SINCERELY THANK THE LORD FOR ENSURING THAT I WAS ALIVE ON 6TH JULY 2016 AT 3.46 PM 

THE TRUE DEFINITION OF MAKING LOVE

What is the definition of “Making love”?
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

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