Daily Archives: August 12, 2016

THE TRUE DEFINITION OF MAKING LOVE

What is the definition of “Making love”?
Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

A FREE TIP FOR THE LADIES

How can you tell if your husband is sexually excited?
He’s breathing.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT

What is it called when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.

THE BEST PART

What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.

WOAH !

How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? 
By the taste

TODAY WAS A GREAT DAY

I saw six men kicking and punching my mother-in-law. My neighbour said ‘Are you going to help?’ I said ‘No, six should be enough.

EXCUSE ME?

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

THIS JOKE IS TOO GOOD

What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students inappropriately? 
A PDF File.

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