Daily Archives: August 28, 2016

CROSSBREEDING

What do you get when you cross an owl and a rooster?
A cock that stays up all night.

WHAT THE HELL?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

WHAT IS STALKING?

It’s when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.

DIARRHOEA

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhoea; does that mean that one enjoys it?

WOW

Just changed my Facebook name to β€˜No one’ so when I see stupid posts I can click like and it will say β€˜No one likes this’.

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