Daily Archives: August 29, 2016

A REALLY SICK JOKE

Me : Heello, iss tthisss thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhee vviibbrrattorr ffrroom?

Sex shop attendant : Yes.

Me : Caann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff!!!

MY DREAMS

Iโ€™m sick of following my dreams, Iโ€™m going to ask them where theyโ€™re going and hook up with them later.

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