Monthly Archives: December 2016

MY WIFE

​My wife asked me where I’d like to be buried…

Apparently “Balls deep in your sister.” was not the answer she was expecting.

STREPSILS BLOWJOB DISCOVERED; IT’S BETTER THAN EARLY MAN’S DISCOVERY OF FIRE.

Kilimani Mums Uncensored will kill me. Over the past few weeks, Strepsils-the throat lozenges-have been trending on their Facebook page which has over 144,000 female members. No no no, women have not been trying to find effective cure for sore throat with the common cold that invariably visits people when the December rains come down.
Apparently, besides being an effective sore throat fixer, Strepsils, especially Coo Menthol variety, has been transforming the sexual lives of Nairobians. Women are using Strepsils to give better blowjobs. When the Strepsils pill dissolves in the mouth, leaving the cooly, menthol air in the mouth, it makes blowjobs so much better that men lose their heads, they say.

AVRIL NYAMBURA IS HEAVILY PREGNANT MONTHS AFTER DUMPING HER RICH SOUTH AFRICAN BOYFRIEND

What has Avril been up to since dumping her South African fiancé Leslie Mugadza four months ago?
On Friday 2nd December, Avril posted a picture on Instagram that showed her pregnant. Here is the photo.


In the Instagram picture, the songstress wears a white full dress and rests her left arm on her protruding belly.

“That awesome moment when you start showing,” she captioned the picture followed by laughing emoji’s.

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