Monthly Archives: January 2017
Interviewer: “So how long were you employed in your last job?”
Candidate: “I’d say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.”
If you’ve ever wondered what it’d be like to be married…
Find a woman who doesn’t want to have sex with you, and buy her a house.
I always carve a heart with a woman’s initials into a tree on the first date…
It’s the most romantic way to show her that you have a knife.
Did you know that there are 3 rings in a relationship?
The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffer ring.