Monthly Archives: February 2017
Dolphins are the only animals, other than humans, that enjoy sex.
I had to fuck a lot of animals to figure that out.
Why are feminists fat and ugly?
Because if they were thin and attractive they wouldn’t be feminists.
I was on the train home last night when this absolutely gorgeous woman came into the compartment, I couldn’t keep my eyes off her.
She looked at me and said “What are you looking at?”
I said “Six to eight years, depending on how much you struggle!”
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