DOLPHINS

Dolphins are the only animals, other than humans, that enjoy sex.

I had to fuck a lot of animals to figure that out.

FEMINISTS

Why are feminists fat and ugly?
Because if they were thin and attractive they wouldn’t be feminists.

A TRAIN RIDE

I was on the train home last night when this absolutely gorgeous woman came into the compartment, I couldn’t keep my eyes off her.
She looked at me and said “What are you looking at?”
I said “Six to eight years, depending on how much you struggle!”

HP PAVILION ALL IN ONE TOUCH SCREEN

The Hp Touch Screen All In One is a full computer without a CPU. Everything you need is in the monitor. It has a 2 Terabyte hard disk storage and 16 GB RAM. You can purchase it here http://tinyurl.com/zm7x6r7

THIS IS SO TRUE

Anyone who says that alcohol is a depressant isn’t drinking enough of it.😂