Monthly Archives: May 2017
FACTS ABOUT THE BIRTH CONTROL PILL
Fact: In 1960, the first birth control pill became available.
Related Fact: In 1961, the first couple learned what 99.9% effective means.
A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE
Some women like flowers, others like something a little more sexy, so I’ve combined the two. Hope my wife likes her daffodildo.
I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE MY GIRLFRIEND
Can’t believe my girlfriend just called me old fashioned. And with her ankles showing – the slut.
WOMEN
Why do women have to put a label on everything?
Can’t we just be two people who enjoy spending time together??
But no, I have to be her “stalker.”
SERIOUSLY???!!!
How far into a bitch’s back do you have to press your erect dick before she gets the hint?
Seriously, I’m getting off at the next bus stop.
SERIOUSLY ???!!!!!
How far into a bitch’s back do you have to press your erect dick before she gets the hint ?
Seriously, I’m getting off at the next bus stop.