Daily Archives: May 17, 2017

HOW MY DAY WAS

I took my wife out yesterday. Fucking brilliant shot.

SERIOUSLY???!!!

How far into a bitch’s back do you have to press your erect dick before she gets the hint?
Seriously, I’m getting off at the next bus stop.

SERIOUSLY ???!!!!!

How far into a bitch’s back do you have to press your erect dick before she gets the hint ?
Seriously, I’m getting off at the next bus stop.

LAST NIGHT

I made my wife scream during sex last night. She walked into our daughter’s room.

MY GOSH

A big thanks to my legal team for getting my rape charge reduced to “Assault with a friendly weapon.”

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