Monthly Archives: June 2017

AN INTERESTING STUDY

A study has found that 14 percent of women use their smartphones while having sex.

They always do during sex with me, trying to call the police.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE MY FATHER

My dad always says, only fools rush in. Great father, terrible fireman.

MY GIRLFRIEND’S HIV TEST

My girlfriend’s HIV test came back inconclusive, so I fucked her again to make sure.

VERA SIDIKA’S NAKED PHOTOS LEAKED BY HER EX

Vera Sidika has finally responded to the sexy naked photos of herself which you can view below. The photos have been doing rounds on social media. The famous socialite admitted bitterly that indeed it was her photos which hit the web by storm. In a lengthy post, the socialite reveals the genesis of the beef with the Nigerial ex boyfriend – According to her, the man is simply a bitter one who had issued threats soon after their break up.

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A hurt Vera attempts to give her followers her version of events in the build up to the surfacing of the controversial photos. While she did not deny that the pictures were indeed hers, she went on to condemn the Nigerian ex, adding that it was something she was expecting after their bitter fall out.

Here is Vera herself.
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THE STORY OF MY LIFE

We were so poor when I was growing up that we had to jerk the dog off in the morning just to give the cat something to eat.

LAST NIGHT

I got stopped drunk driving last night. By a wall.

MY DAD’S LAST WORDS

I’ll always remember what my dad said with his dying breath. “Erase my search history, son.”

A TIP FOR THOSE WHO OWN DOGS

To all dog owners, get the dog walking area to yourself by eating sausages out of a dog poo bag.

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