Daily Archives: June 29, 2017

AN INTERESTING STUDY

A study has found that 14 percent of women use their smartphones while having sex.

They always do during sex with me, trying to call the police.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE MY FATHER

My dad always says, only fools rush in. Great father, terrible fireman.

MY GIRLFRIEND’S HIV TEST

My girlfriend’s HIV test came back inconclusive, so I fucked her again to make sure.

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