I had a date with a business woman last night. She said, “To succeed in life you need a plan, you need to be a real planner, I like people who plan ahead.”

I thought I needed to impress her. So I said, “I’m already wearing a condom.”

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Posted on August 15, 2017, in MISCELLANEOUS POSTS. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. And she said: “I don’t like sloppy seconds. Plan to see me first next time”

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