Monthly Archives: February 2018
My menopausal wife has done nothing but complain since we’ve moved next to a brothel.
It must be the whore moans.
A war hero is walking along the street dragging his right leg along the pavement due to an old war injury. As he’s walking he sees another man coming towards him dragging his right leg along the pavement as well. As he’s passing this man he points down to his foot and says “Vietnam, 30 years back”.
The other guy points down at his foot and replies “Dog shit, 30 yards back!”