Monthly Archives: February 2018

MY WIFE

My wife showed me a good time last night.

The photos of me when I was single.

MY NAGGING WIFE

My menopausal wife has done nothing but complain since we’ve moved next to a brothel.

It must be the whore moans.

A WAR HERO

A war hero is walking along the street dragging his right leg along the pavement due to an old war injury. As he’s walking he sees another man coming towards him dragging his right leg along the pavement as well. As he’s passing this man he points down to his foot and says “Vietnam, 30 years back”.

The other guy points down at his foot and replies “Dog shit, 30 yards back!”

LADIES FIRST

“Ladies first!” is just a more polite way to say, “Go ahead as I look at your ass.”

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