Today is International Women’s Day. It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready….
My wife turned to me last night and said, “Turn the lamp off and you can stick it up my ass.”
Maybe I should’ve let the bulb cool down first though.
“I’m proud of you for going to the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last night,” said my wife.
“Ah,” I thought, “so that’s where I fucking was.”
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Hi, I’m Emmanuel Muema, a Human Resource University graduate, an obsessive blogger, a graphic artist and a huge hiphop fan. I enjoy Lil Wayne’s music quite a lot and I love taking nature walks. I blog passionately as a hobby on my personal blog and also professionally for Mawalking Radio. I love blogging. I would like to connect with as many WordPress users as possible and hear your thoughts and views. Connect with me on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram. Let’s trade likes and comments.
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