Monthly Archives: March 2018
WOMEN’S DAY
Today is International Women’s Day. It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready….
MY FREAKY WIFE
My wife turned to me last night and said, “Turn the lamp off and you can stick it up my ass.”
Maybe I should’ve let the bulb cool down first though.
ABOUT LAST NIGHT
“I’m proud of you for going to the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last night,” said my wife.
“Ah,” I thought, “so that’s where I fucking was.”