Monthly Archives: March 2018

HELLO

Hi good people. Enjoy your day.

WOMEN’S DAY

Today is International Womenโ€™s Day. It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready….

MY FREAKY WIFE

My wife turned to me last night and said, “Turn the lamp off and you can stick it up my ass.”

Maybe I should’ve let the bulb cool down first though.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

“I’m proud of you for going to the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last night,” said my wife.

“Ah,” I thought, “so that’s where I fucking was.”

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