Monthly Archives: November 2018
My girlfriend hates it when I show public displays of affection at the mall.
It gets worse when I’m fingering the mannequins.
A sure sign that your life is fucked up is when you see yourself naked in a mirror and decide you are going to have to lose some weight for your prostitute.
“He used me for sex”
No, you used sex to get something else out of him and it didn’t work.