Author Archives: Emmanuel Muema
I love women who want equality.
I especially like the look on their faces when you tell them you’re not paying, after you’ve drunk champagne and eaten the most expensive meal on the menu.
My Dad was well known locally for being a hard man .
In the end mum left him because she couldn’t keep up with his viagra addiction.
This would be much better if you were alive.
My boss told me, “Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have”.
Now I’m sitting in a disciplinary meeting in a white gown and a KKK pillow over my head 😦
Apart from cocaine, has anyone else figured out what those little pockets are for in jeans?
It’s Donald Trump’s wedding anniversary in a few days.
In a rare tender moment he described the first time he laid eyes on Melania, and clicked ‘Add to cart.’
My girlfriend hates it when I show public displays of affection at the mall.
It gets worse when I’m fingering the mannequins.