Author Archives: Emmanuel Muema

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It’s not difficult to tell crocodiles and alligators apart.

One will see you in a while, whereas the other will see you later.

HELLO

Hi good people. Enjoy your day.

WOMEN’S DAY

Today is International Women’s Day. It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready….

MY FREAKY WIFE

My wife turned to me last night and said, “Turn the lamp off and you can stick it up my ass.”

Maybe I should’ve let the bulb cool down first though.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

“I’m proud of you for going to the Alcoholics Anonymous meeting last night,” said my wife.

“Ah,” I thought, “so that’s where I fucking was.”

MY WIFE

My wife showed me a good time last night.

The photos of me when I was single.

MY NAGGING WIFE

My menopausal wife has done nothing but complain since we’ve moved next to a brothel.

It must be the whore moans.

A WAR HERO

A war hero is walking along the street dragging his right leg along the pavement due to an old war injury. As he’s walking he sees another man coming towards him dragging his right leg along the pavement as well. As he’s passing this man he points down to his foot and says “Vietnam, 30 years back”.

The other guy points down at his foot and replies “Dog shit, 30 yards back!”

LADIES FIRST

“Ladies first!” is just a more polite way to say, “Go ahead as I look at your ass.”

A HIGH SPERM COUNT

How does a man know if he has a high sperm count?

The woman has to chew before swallowing.

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