Author Archives: Emmanuel Muema
Who says men can’t multitask?
I can fuck my girlfriend and think about her sister at the same time.
I’ve been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication. I don’t know how she does it.
I had a date with a business woman last night. She said, “To succeed in life you need a plan, you need to be a real planner, I like people who plan ahead.”
I thought I needed to impress her. So I said, “I’m already wearing a condom.”
Cash Robots has paid me 52,000 Kenyan shillings or 520 US Dollars as you can see in the screenshot below. It’s a lovely telegram bot which has been working very well for the last 200 days.
To start earning you can access the bot here http://t.me/CashRobotsBot?start=NIQiWTpo
For more proof of payment click here http://viahold.com/1zJ9
You can also click the long link below to view one of my Bitcoin transaction payments from Cash Robots. This was a payment of 60 US Dollars or 6,000 Kenyan Shillings.
17 103 💎 = 0.017103 BTC
The first thing you need to know is that it uses diamonds to represent money.
In summary, you just hire robots, collect the energy and sell the energy in the shop for money. That’s it.
You can hire different robots there using your diamonds. Every robot obtains the energy which you can sell or exchange on real money! Every robot type has individual characteristics and gets different amounts of energy. You can hire as many units as you wish! Your robots don’t getting tired and they will obtain the energy 24 hours!
Cash Robots also has a feature called Mini-roulette.
You can use the roulette once in 10 minutes, but you can make as many bets as you wish! You bet using your diamonds.
Hangar is the place where your robots produce the energy. You have to collect the energy and sell it in the Shop!
Here is an example of my robots.
Your robots produced the energy
RC Unit v0.01: ⚡️ 849
RC Unit v1.00: ⚡️ 928
You can sell your energy from storage and receive 💎, which can be exchanged for real money. Obtained 💎 are distributed beetween two accounts (Available balance and Payout balance) in the following proportion: 70% to Available balance and 30% to Payout balance.
You can obtain the bonus every 24 hours.Bonus will paid to 💎 to avaliable balance. Bonus will be generated randomly from 10 to 100 💎
Driving a Prius shows women that you’re socially responsible, environmentally conscious.. and will be completely unable to give them an orgasm.
I was chatting with a girl in the park.
“So,” she said, “are you a lover or a fighter?”
“A bit of both,” I replied, as I took out my knife.
A man looking for work knocks on a farm door and asks the farmer if he has any odd jobs. The farmer says, “Yes, milk the horse.”
My wife complained that I never see things from her point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.
I’ll never forget the day my wife died, how she was shaking and clutching onto my hands.
She tried so hard to get that pillow off of her face.