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Only 2 more days left till Valentine’s Day, the day we’re supposed to be all romantic and give each other roses and have candlelit dinners and stuff. You could do all that or you could mix it up a bit and send your beloved a rude poem. Roses are red poems have been around for ages and they’re a tired clichรฉ, but I have found some remixes that traditional romantics would not approve of. Scroll down to enjoy some rather inappropriate poetry!Join my 50 Telegram Channels and online jobs here are redViolets are blueRhyming is hardLike I am for you2.Roses are okayViolets are fineYou be the 6And I’ll be the 93.Roses are redHearts are the sameOh, by the wayI think Game of Thrones is lame4.Roses are redViolets are blueI like spaghettiLet’s get it on5.Roses are redViolets are violetHere is my numberWhy don’t you dial it?6.Roses are redViolets are cheaperIf I leave silent voicemailsPlease don’t call me a creeper7.Roses are redViolets are bluePornhub is downYour mum’s facebook will do8.Roses are redViolets are blueI cry myself to sleepMasturbating to you9.Roses are redViolets are blueI’ve got general wartsSoon you will too10.Roses are redViolets are greyI’m a dog11.Roses are redViolets are violetYou can be the cockpitAnd I’ll be the pilot12.Roses are redViolets are blueI’m using my handBut I’m thinking of you13.Roses are redGrass is greenerI think of youWhen I touch my wiener14.Roses are redViolets are blueThis joke’s overusedYour sister is too15.Roses are redViolets are blueYour webcam is onAnd I’m watching you16.Roses are redViolets are blueBrown is the colourOf elephant poo17.Violets are blueRoses are redWe’re doing this backwardsThat’s what she said!18.Roses are redViolets are blueWhat I thought was vaselineTurned out to be glue!19.Roses are redViolets are blueWho is your daddy?And what does he do?20.Roses are redViolets are gloriousDon’t try to surpriseOscar Pistorius.21.Roses are redViolets are blueI have five fingersBut tonight you’ll get two.22.Roses are redViolets are blueMost nights I masturbateTo pictures of you


Goosebumps is a series of horror fiction novellas by American author R. L. Stine. The stories follow child characters,who find themselves in scary situations. From 1992 to 1997, 62 books were published under the Goosebumps umbrella title.Various spin-off series were written by Stine : GoosebumpsSeries 2000, Give Yourself Goosebumps, Tales to Give You Goosebumps, Goosebumps Triple Header, Goosebumps HorrorLand, and Goosebumps Most Wanted. Another series, Goosebumps Gold, was never released. Goosebumps has spawned a television series and merchandise,as well as an upcoming feature film starring Jack Black as R. L. Stine. Since the release of its first novel, Welcome to Dead House, in July 1992, the books have gained immense popularity and commercial success worldwide. As of 2014, the series has sold over 350 million books worldwide in 32 languages, and individual books in the series have been listed in many bestseller lists, including the New York Times Best Sellerlist for children.


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