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Only 2 more days left till Valentine’s Day, the day we’re supposed to be all romantic and give each other roses and have candlelit dinners and stuff. You could do all that or you could mix it up a bit and send your beloved a rude poem. Roses are red poems have been around for ages and they’re a tired clichรฉ, but I have found some remixes that traditional romantics would not approve of. Scroll down to enjoy some rather inappropriate poetry!Join my 50 Telegram Channels and online jobs here

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Rhyming is hard
Like I am for you

2.Roses are okay
Violets are fine
You be the 6
And I’ll be the 9

3.Roses are red
Hearts are the same
Oh, by the way
I think Game of Thrones is lame

4.Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like spaghetti
Let’s get it on

5.Roses are red
Violets are violet
Here is my number
Why don’t you dial it?

6.Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper

7.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pornhub is down
Your mum’s facebook will do

8.Roses are red
Violets are blue
I cry myself to sleep
Masturbating to you

9.Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got general warts
Soon you will too

10.Roses are red
Violets are grey
I’m a dog

11.Roses are red
Violets are violet
You can be the cockpit
And I’ll be the pilot

12.Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’m using my hand
But I’m thinking of you

13.Roses are red
Grass is greener
I think of you
When I touch my wiener

14.Roses are red
Violets are blue
This joke’s overused
Your sister is too

15.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your webcam is on
And I’m watching you

16.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Brown is the colour
Of elephant poo

17.Violets are blue
Roses are red
We’re doing this backwards
That’s what she said!

18.Roses are red
Violets are blue
What I thought was vaseline
Turned out to be glue!

19.Roses are redViolets are blue
Who is your daddy?
And what does he do?

20.Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Don’t try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.

21.Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have five fingers
But tonight you’ll get two.

22.Roses are red
Violets are blue
Most nights I masturbate
To pictures of you


Goosebumps is a series of horror fiction novellas by American author R. L. Stine. The stories follow child characters,who find themselves in scary situations. From 1992 to 1997, 62 books were published under the Goosebumps umbrella title.Various spin-off series were written by Stine : GoosebumpsSeries 2000, Give Yourself Goosebumps, Tales to Give You Goosebumps, Goosebumps Triple Header, Goosebumps HorrorLand, and Goosebumps Most Wanted. Another series, Goosebumps Gold, was never released. Goosebumps has spawned a television series and merchandise,as well as an upcoming feature film starring Jack Black as R. L. Stine. Since the release of its first novel, Welcome to Dead House, in July 1992, the books have gained immense popularity and commercial success worldwide. As of 2014, the series has sold over 350 million books worldwide in 32 languages, and individual books in the series have been listed in many bestseller lists, including the New York Times Best Sellerlist for children.


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