Category Archives: JOKES
Why are feminists fat and ugly?
Because if they were thin and attractive they wouldn’t be feminists.
Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Last year when I was on holiday in New York I bought a lovely chair for my wife. Now all I’ve got to do is plug it in.
My wife doesn’t really have a big mouth – but she once gave the kiss of life to a whale.
My girlfriend is a real sex object. Whenever I mention sex she objects.
When I was a small boy my mother used to give me vitamins B1, B2, B6, B12 and B quiet.
What advantages do a cucumber and a beer have over a man?
The beer comes in a can, not in your mouth, and a cucumber can stay hard for weeks.