Category Archives: JOKES
FEMINISTS
Why are feminists fat and ugly?
Because if they were thin and attractive they wouldn’t be feminists.
A NEW INVENTION
Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
A PRESENT FOR MY WIFE
Last year when I was on holiday in New York I bought a lovely chair for my wife. Now all I’ve got to do is plug it in.
THE THINGS MY WIFE’S MOUTH CAN DO
My wife doesn’t really have a big mouth – but she once gave the kiss of life to a whale.
A CUCUMBER AND A BEER VS. A MAN
What advantages do a cucumber and a beer have over a man?
The beer comes in a can, not in your mouth, and a cucumber can stay hard for weeks.
