Category Archives: MISCELLANEOUS POSTS

ALL ABOUT MY DIVORCE

In the middle of a long and messy divorce, I’ve decided that suicide is the only way out.

Now all I need to do is talk her into it.

A LESSON ABOUT PIGEONS

Did you know that pigeons die after having sex?

Well the one I fucked did.

HOW MY MORNING WAS

I was on my way to work this morning when I noticed the woman in the next car over, talking on her phone whilst driving.

I was so angry I threw my beer at her.

WELL THAT’S A BIT HARSH

I was browsing pornhub and saw an ad that read “BBC fucks Asian in the ass.” I thought to myself, that’s a little harsh for not paying your TV licence.

THE REASON MY WIFE AND I SPLIT UP

My wife and I split up because we wanted different things. I wanted to fuck her sister, she didn’t want me to.

A DRIVE THROUGH THE COUNTRYSIDE

We were driving through the countryside when my little girl said, “Look at that strange animal daddy, man at the back, sheep at the front.”

AN INTERESTING STUDY

A study has found that 14 percent of women use their smartphones while having sex.

They always do during sex with me, trying to call the police.

YOU WON’T BELIEVE MY FATHER

My dad always says, only fools rush in. Great father, terrible fireman.

MY GIRLFRIEND’S HIV TEST

My girlfriend’s HIV test came back inconclusive, so I fucked her again to make sure.

VERA SIDIKA’S NAKED PHOTOS LEAKED BY HER EX

Vera Sidika has finally responded to the sexy naked photos of herself which you can view below. The photos have been doing rounds on social media. The famous socialite admitted bitterly that indeed it was her photos which hit the web by storm. In a lengthy post, the socialite reveals the genesis of the beef with the Nigerial ex boyfriend – According to her, the man is simply a bitter one who had issued threats soon after their break up.

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A hurt Vera attempts to give her followers her version of events in the build up to the surfacing of the controversial photos. While she did not deny that the pictures were indeed hers, she went on to condemn the Nigerian ex, adding that it was something she was expecting after their bitter fall out.

Here is Vera herself.
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