The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex; This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex; This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex; This is when you have been with Your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex; This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “Fuck you!”
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Courtroom Sex; This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Pension Sex; You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Amber Rose and Blac Chyna passed on a great guy for their date to Sunday’s BET Awards. Instead, the close friends decided to pick each other as their respective plus one for the star-studded show.
As soon as the pair stepped onto the carpet, fans couldn’t help but notice one big thing: Yes, they were wearing the exact same outfit!
But before you judge away, it actually was for a deserving cause.
“Chyna @blacchyna and I went to the BET awards as each other’s Date to celebrate Marriage Equality #LoveWins,” Rose wrote on Instagram. “My Date.”
n fact, the friends took it one step further by holding hands on the red carpet and even sharing a kiss on the lips. You go, ladies!
When the Supreme Court made their ruling Friday morning to legalize same-sex marriage in all 50 states, Rose immediately voiced her support on social media.
“#LoveWins it’s truly amazing to think about all of the changes we’re able to see during our generation. When our children are grown they probably won’t even believe that once upon a time Gays and Lesbians were unable to get married,” shewrote. “It’s like how we feel about women not being able to vote or the fact that slavery actually happened here in America smh.”
She added, “This is a great day for us as people! There’s no downgrades or upgrades it’s all about ❤.”
Amber Rose is really giving Kim Kardashian a run for her money. Wiz Khalifa’s ex broke the internet with a set of her own sexy pics. The 31-year-old model and mother to two-year-old son Sebastian put her voluptuous assets on display on Instagram. Amber, who called herself “Stifler’s Mom,” showed off her banging body while posing in a G-string monokini on the balcony of her Miami hotel. The photos included the captions“MILFIN,” “Slayin,” and “Fleekin.” She had her followers drooling after peeping the revealing pics. “Wiz Khalifa is a fool for letting you go Amber!” wrote one fan, while another added, “That’s a lot of ass.” Feast your eyes on the NSFW shoot below.
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