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HOW TO BACKUP ALL YOUR BLOG POSTS, COMMENTS, PAGES, CATEGORIES AND TAGS

Hey readers, it’s only fair that I share some of the knowledge that I have gained as a novice in the blogosphere.

The two easy steps to follow in exporting your content to another blog or platform.

1. Go to Tools and
2. Then Export in your WordPress.com dashboard to download an XML file of your blog’s content. This format, which is called a WordPress eXtended RSS or WXR, contains your posts, pages, comments, categories, and tags. (See the screenshots below for further understanding).

Note that this will ONLY export your posts, pages, comments, categories, and tags; uploads and images may need to be manually transferred to the new blog. The current version of the WordPress.org installation gives you the option to import uploaded files.

If the size of an export is sufficiently large, WordPress technicians will process it separately and send you an email message with a download link once the export is complete. The link will contain a download of a .zip file containing multiple files. This ensures the completeness and fastest performance of the export process. Sometimes this approach will be used even for small export requests where the total size of the site being exported from is sufficiently large. The download link will expire after several days, so you should download your export file to a local copy as soon as you receive the link.

If this process is too techy for you, you can just chill out and not bother yourself because;

If your blog is hosted here at WordPress.com, the tech wizards handle all necessary backups. If a very large meteor were to hit all the WordPress.com servers and destroy them beyond repair, all of your data would still be safe and they could have your blog online within a couple of days (after the meteor situation died down, of course).

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50 SHADES OF BLOGGING (A RE-SHARE OF MY BEST POST WHICH HAS 200 LIKES)

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I’m feeling quite generous today so let me spread the knowledge that I have gained within my two years of blogging.

1.If you write about a serious or dark topic, break it up with a little fluff sometimes. Or write about something else. But don’t lose your focus. As for the rest, they don’t care as much as you think they do. That soul-baring post is probably only embarrassing to you.

(CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO READ THE FULL POST WHICH HAS 50 TIPS)

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/

2. If you have a post you’re afraid to make public, make it public anyway. It’s okay to run naked in public sometimes. You’ll feel freed.

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/

3. You are going to have haters. It’s unavoidable. If you can’t handle people hating you or your blog, you have no business blogging.

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/

4. If your blog starts getting popular, your haters will be more numerous and more vocal. It’s okay to have haters. Love your haters. They’re obviously obsessed enough with you to visit your blog and that increases your views.

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5. Some people you thought were your friends or supporters are not. Be careful who you trust.

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/

6. Nothing is too personal to write publicly about. There will always be someone who will be grateful you shared

7. Trolls are easily controlled. Just don’t approve their comments or send them to spam or trash.

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/

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WITH THE NEW WORDPRESS WIDGET YOU CAN VIEW YOUR STATISTICS FROM YOUR SMARTPHONE’S HOMESCREEN 😂

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With this extremely significant development, you can now monitor your stats on the go, without even having to launch the WordPress android application. This is such a marvellous development. Congrats to the WordPress team and the app developers.

Oh and you can also add a publishing shortcut to your homescreen and quickly create a post without having to flick through all 13 pages of your app drawer like me.

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* Avril Nyambura Uploads My Photo To Her Instagram Account And Gives Me A Shout Out And Also Gives Me Seven Likes On My IG Pics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/08/15/avril-nyambura-uploads-my-photo-to-her-instagram-page-and-gives-humble-young-me-a-shout-out/
* Trukfit’s Official Instagram Account Likes My Photo And Retweets My Tweet https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/11/20/the-official-trukfit-instagram-account-likes-my-photo-on-2492014-at-exactly-10-20-p-m-and-retweets-my-tweet-about-this-post-2/
* 50 Shades Of Blogging https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/
* Christina Milian (Lil Wayne’s girlfriend) Likes Three Of My Photos On Instagram https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/11/20/news-just-in-christina-milian-who-is-lil-waynes-girlfriend-liked-two-of-my-photos-on-instagram-5th-february-2015-at-exactly-11-12-p-m-2/
* Nicki Minaj Calls Miley Cyrus a Bitch Live At The VMA Awards https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/09/01/nicki-minaj-calls-miley-cyrus-a-bitch-live-at-the-2015-video-music-awards/
* Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
* I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne/
* Trukfit : Lil Wayne’s Clothing Line https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2013/07/30/trukfit/
* Why I Blog A.k.a Agnes Wanjiru https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/09/17/agnes-wanjiru-wangethe-a-k-a-shee/
* Lil Wayne’s Tattoos https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2014/05/29/lil-waynes-tattoos-2/
* My Second WordPress Blog (Instanicki) https://instanicki.wordpress.com/
* My Third WordPress Blog (That Moment When Lil Wayne Says) https://thatmomentwhenlilwaynesays.wordpress.com/

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FIVE THOUSAND FOLLOWERS

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I’m extremely joyful. I just hit 5K + followers on WordPress and this is indeed a valid reason to celebrate.

LIL WAYNE REVEALS THE TRACKLIST FOR NO CEILINGS 2

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All credit goes to http://www.lilwaynehq.com.

THIS IS MY WORDPRESS WILL !!! (URL CHANGE ) SORRY FOR THE MULTIPLE PINGBACKS BUT I HAVE TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I CHANGED MY URL FROM HTTPS://MYNAMEISTUNE.WORDPRESS.COM TO HTTPS://MYNAMEISEMMANUELMUEMA.WORDPRESS.COM

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Hey lovely readers, I’m sorry for not informing you earlier on but I wanted to let you know that I changed my URL from https://mynameistune.wordpress.com to https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com. I have decided to do a massive shout out post where I will link the latest posts of all my 1045 WordPress followers (who are all bloggers like me) so that they will get a pingback and add me to their feeds. I deeply apologise to my email subscribers. 🙂 I’m very proud of my blog, as it now has 280,000 views.I have successfuly passed quarter a million views in just two years. My blog gets 500 visitors per day so being featured here even via something as minute as a pingback is guaranteed to inject your blog with some of my views (traffic re-direction). I’m a WordPress junkie so I blog a whole lot. I have too much free time and a dark sense of humour. If you want to thank me then please link to my best post titled 50 Shades Of Blogging in your next post. 50 Shades of Blogging has 200 likes and 1,000 comments as of now. That’s a whole lot. Here is the link https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/
The reasons for my URL change are explained below;

1. I wanted authenticity and a URL that people will always remember.
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com
2. I wanted to be watermarking my photos with https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com, a URL which I will never change in my entire life. 😂
3. I will soon register my domain with wordpress and be self-hosted, so that means I automatically would want my name to be in my URL.

Okay, enough talk. Lemy start doin the massive linking now. Uhmmm. Ladies first so I will start off with this cutie named Suchie, the owner of the blog Lilrant.

1. Suchie a.k.a Lil Rant whose blog name says it all. She’s shy in person but likes to rant a whole lot behind a computer screen.
2. Ritu, her cat Sonu Singh and her extreme love for her family and hubby. She still smiles anyway, no matter the situation. I owe her 80% of my 1337 likes. My target is now ten thousand likes. 😂
3. Matt and his cats to whom I’m entirely grateful for nominating me for The Starlight Blogger Award. @Matt, yo dude, how many cats do you have? Please share with us.
4. Amalia Pedemonte a.k.a A.P. a.k.a Amy who has given me numerous tips on how to connect with the WP community. She helped expose my blog further to the world. Before I met her online I didn’t know that you can follow a blog and gain followers while at it. She has an experience of 6.7 million views on her blog. I’m always in shock whenever I visit it.
5. Edwina and her never-ending episodes who’s quite a cheerful woman. I like how her blog name rhymes. She loves relaxing and taking a look at the lighter side of life.
6. Ompong the excellent photographer whose camera might just have the same megapixels as the human eye, 576 MP.
7. Sobiya the lawyer from whose food blog knows no limits. The Plate Memoirs is such an elegant name, so very exquisite. It sounds like an expensive dish that I would order a French restaurant. ” I’ll have a slice of bacon, your special for tonight, The Plate Memoir and a glass of red wine please.”
8. The Wine Wankers. Your blog name cracks me up each time, I can not even begin to imagine trying to wank with wine. (We are all adults here, no need to keep the posts extremely clean).
9. Jeanine whom we had an intense conversation with a while back but I haven’t heard from.
10. Emma, who has a deep appreciateion for kittens, leopard print and potatoes. Hahaha, that’s so random. Potatoes.
11. This Chic That Blogs a.k.a The owner of the blog Dainty Delusions. She really helped me in being able to sell my artwork on Society6.com
12. The Owner of the anonymous blog Poetry and Chocolate and Books.
13. Marie, her three-year-old who growls for no particular reason and her 18-month-old who chews on the furniture. Lol. Kids. Since at the moment she was not trying to convince her children they are, in fact, human, she had some time to spare and was kind enough to share my latest post on both Twitter and Facebook. Thanks a lot.
14. Kemdirim the bookworm who nominated me for The One Lovely Blog Award.
15. Kathy who is my favourite type of commenter. She is never to lazy to exchange ots of words in form of long paragraphs. She’s had so many up and downs in her life and she found that WordPress is the perfect place that she could put it into words and see if it makes a difference.
15. Karen, the owner of the blog Nanny Cool whose name explains it all. She’s simply a nanny with cool ideas.
16. Jane Ridson the magnificent author of many award-winning books, who is always generous with likes. I love her personality.
17. Shehanne Moore the writer who’s had my back on WP ever since day 1. Her presence on my blog is always felt.

NOTE : THIS POST WILL BE UPDATED DAILY.
I JUST WANT TO TEST WHETHER THE PINGBACKS WILL WORK. I CAN’T TAKE THE RISK OF LINKING OVER 1000 POSTS AND FIND THAT THE PINGBACKS HAVE BEEN REMOVED AND ARE NO LONGER A WORDPRESS FEATURE !!!

Lots of thanks to these wonderful people. Check out their blogs by clicking on their names which will land you on their respective blogs.

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* 50 Shades of Blogging https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/
* Nicki Minaj Call Miley Cyrus a Bitch Live At The VMA Awards https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/09/01/nicki-minaj-calls-miley-cyrus-a-bitch-live-at-the-2015-video-music-awards/
* Lil Wayne’s Smartest Lyrics https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/
* I’m Addicted To Lil Wayne https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/im-addicted-to-lil-wayne/
* Why I Blog A.k.a Agnes Wanjiru https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/09/17/agnes-wanjiru-wangethe-a-k-a-shee/
* Lil Wayne’s Tattoos https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2014/05/29/lil-waynes-tattoos-2/
* My Second WordPress Blog (Instanicki) https://instanicki.wordpress.com/
* My Third WordPress Blog (That Moment When Lil Wayne Says) https://thatmomentwhenlilwaynesays.wordpress.com/

Much much love peeps.

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SUCHIE SARKAR A.K.A THE LITTLE RANTER A.K.A MISS YIKES

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Dear Suchie, I hope you’ll be amazed by this;
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Yikes yikes yikes. This might just be her favourite word.

I love looking up new jargon. It’s wierdly fun. A quick google search revealed the following meaning;

Yikes
Pronounced : yīks/

It is an exclamation used when expressing shock and alarm, often for humorous effect. For example;
“I had a dip in the 40-degree pool (yikes!)”

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Hailing all the way from Bangalore in India, Sooch is the C.E.O. of https://lilrant.wordpress.com/. Oh my gosh, I just realized her name rhymes. Suchie Sarkar easily rolls of the tongue. (Insert tongue-hanging-out emoji here). 😝😝😝 She is Indian and was born in 1991. Her Zodiac Sign is Cancer. She is a compulsive shopper or a shopaholic if I may say so. She truly loves makeup. She could talk about makeup for a whole day for crying out loud. She is also a huge fan of working out. Her one wish would be to travel a lot, thus tour as many places as she can while she is still young and full of life. Lol, she also took lessons in Indian classical dance. (Please don’t laugh). Sooch says that she is insecure as fuck so she wears makeup. I think she’s naturally beautiful, with or without makeup. She has nothing to make up for. 🙌. (See what I did there?) She has had tons of relationships, none of them worked out. She loves Sophie Kinsella and Gillian Flynn is her current favourite. She love crime thriller shows. She hates romantic movies because they make her cry. She likes to read a lot, and is obsessed with characters like Amy Eliott Dunne from Gone Girl, who incidentally inspires most of the dark fiction that she writes. She’s also big on communicating with her fellow bloggers. She tries hard not to be a blog snob. She eats a lot of junk food so she is undoubtedly the worst person to dole out fitness advice to. Ironically, she jogs everyday so it’s all good.

The Lil Ranter says that she’s myopic and her eyes are bulgy hence people call her froggy. #That’sMean. #I’llPunchYouHardIfYouDoThat. Ahhhhhh, now this is my favourite part of this post. I love your eyes so so much love ❤ !!!. It think that they are extremely gorgeous and to-die for. 😘 The emoji below (see the two pictures after this paragraph) was custom-made just for you Sooch . Every time I see it I always picture your eyes in front of me. Plus your eyes have a shade of brown in them so they are a complete match with the emoji. I’m totally in love with your eyes. ❤ ❤ <3. Your wonderful eyes look as if they could see right into my soul. 😨. With that said, it doesn’t matter to me what those bulgy/froggy oriented haters say. Your eyes are freaking amazing. Period. 👀👀 I think some of your ranting has rubbed off on me. Excuse my language please, I’m trying really hard to keep this lovely post as clean as possible, but as for me ranting for a bit scr*w it, I’ll just go with it. I spent 7 days non-stop writing this post. I even had to learn how to insert a slideshow into a post. Thank goodness for the WordPress Help section. Phew! Plus all this typing that I had to do. I feel like I should go on a holiday #TiredEyes. Lol, but it was all worth it, just to make you smile @pinkfetti .😂. The end of this paragraph which includes burning the haters sounds like something that should be on your blog, don’t you agree?

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Yes, I know I have 70 GB internet bundles, I’m an obsessive blogger.

She is very much dedicated to her Indian culture. She recently celebrated Diwali and you can check out her post about it courtesy of me. I don’t know why but she reminds me a lot of Shree. Sooch have you watched that Zee Tv Indian progam? I freaking loved it !!!!! I have all 187 episodes in my laptop but unfortunately the audio is all in Indian. I’m waiting for the internet to release an audio translator so that I can be able to comforatbly re-watch the episodes. I love how Indians are reserved. In case that doesn’t happen, I’m very willing to Google “Learning Indian for beginners” so that I can be able to understand this amazing tv program. Once I like something I become totally obsessed with it. I don’t know if I have the right idea from that program but Hari and Shree never kissed on tv, not even a small peck on the cheek or lips. Here’s a random screenshot showing that I have all the episodes of Shree.

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#Diwali #Lovely #Shree #Love

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Lol. Anyways, now where the H was I in this post? I got lost for a minute blabbering about telly. Oh yeah, @pinkfetti (her Instagram name) loves UD lipstick. I’m obviously clueless about that. My female readers might have an idea about it though. She has Nickphobia, i.e. she doesn’t really like or approve of Nicki Minaj (her real name is Onika Tanya Maraj and some of her aliases include Nicki Lewinsky, The Mistress or The Baddest Bitch). Her message to the haters is this;

Also, if you’re one of those haters who looks at my blog and goes, “Oh my God she’s such an attention seeker”, please leave and never come back. Thank you.

You’re NOT allowed to laugh at my username.

Personally, I think her Instagram username pinkfetti, is quite hilarious. It immediately reminds me of confetti. I think that’s rice, maybe the rice which is thrown at weddings. So pinkfetti reminds me of pink rice. That’s absolutely wierd. But according to Google,

Confetti are small pieces or streamers of paper, mylar, or metallic material which are usually thrown at parades, sporting team winners, and celebrations, especially weddings (and game shows, following the end of a milestone or the occasion of a big win eg: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire). The origins are from the Latin confectum, with confetti the plural of Italian confetto, small sweet. Modern paper confetti trace back to symbolic rituals of tossing grains and sweets during special occasions, traditional for numerous cultures throughout history as an ancient custom dating back to pagan times, but adapted from sweets and grains to paper through the centuries.

In her blog, this jewel describes herself this way ;

I’m a 20-something doctor. I started blogging because I wanted to talk about my life, besides the ginormous textbooks and the patients.

Clearly, I can’t stick to one topic, so my blog is basically theme-less, all over the place, and I talk about whatever happens to catch my fancy. Reading. Bits of colorful chemicals in fancy packaging, also called makeup. Remodelling my face in my head – all of it.

Correction: I just rant.

I like how she ends that last part by literally saying,”Fuck it. Disregard everything I just said. Two words to describe my blog would be I rant. Period.”

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But first, lemme take a selfie.
That song would fit so well here.
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This picture is perfection. Oh my goodnesss.

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Follow her on Instagram here and show her some instalove. https://www.instagram.com/pinkfetti/

Well, since this post has a lot of mentioning of instagramming in it, I have to sign off by embedding my current favourite song titled, “Nothing But Trouble” by Charlie Puth and Lil Wayne. But Suchie don’t take this the wrong way. Embedding this song in this post does not suggest or insinuate in any way that you are an Instagram model, i.e. trouble. ;). *wink wink*

Nothing But Trouble Lyrics

Artist: Lil Wayne & Charlie Puth
Soundtrack: 808
Year: 2015

Charlie Puth Holding Down The Chorus So Marvellously
I’m facing the bottle for all of my problems
These Instagram models are nothing but trouble
She’s going away now, I’m going full throttle
All these Instagram models, I said they’re nothing but trouble.

My Favourite Lyric From Lil Wayne
Oh she just wanted to be popular
Oh she just want ten thousand followers Lord.

On a random note, I can’t believe this video has a BILLION views. Charlie Puth’s voice is amazing. I’m shocked that a man can have such a smooth, soothing voice. Lol.

I’m also going to embed the first Episode of Shree here since all the episodes are available online for streaming.

I will also embed my favourite episode from the show which is episode 5, where Shree hugs and gets closer to Hari for the first time. Even though they are acting you can totally feeling the connection/love between them.

Uhm, here’s a bonus embed.

I love you so much Sooch.

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Nothing But Trouble Lyrics

Artist: Lil Wayne & Charlie Puth
Soundtrack: 808
Year: 2015

    Chorus – Charlie Puth

I’m facing the bottle for all of my problems
These Instagram models are nothing but trouble
She’s going away now, I’m going full throttle
All these Instagram models, I said they’re nothing but trouble.

    Verse 1 – Lil Wayne

Uh, when I met her she was out for love
Yeah, I bought her leather and some diamond studs
Damn, when I met her she was molly’d up
Fuck it, I said “whatever” cause I’m not a judge
No, all my niggas say she’s not what’s up
Uh, I considered it but not enough
Uh, she just wanted to be popular
Uh, she just want ten thousand followers Lord
She post it, she post it, she post it
They like it, they like it, repost it
She party promoting, she hosting
She posing, legs open
Provoking, it got my head smoking
I tried to act like I don’t notice
Emotions, emotions, emotions Lord.

    Chorus – Charlie Puth & (Lil Wayne)

I’m facing the bottle for all of my problems
These Instagram models are nothing but trouble
She’s going away now (now it’s over)
I’m going full throttle (you drive me crazy)
All these Instagram models (crazy)
I said they’re nothing but trouble.

    Verse 2 – Lil Wayne

I had to leave that hoe alone and get my mind right
I had to go talk to my friends, I had to find Christ
Lord I had to open up my eyes and find light
I was so green and all she wanted was that limelight
Lord I was so blinded by her highlights
She had me not checking my DMs, neither my likes
Oh what you modeling ma? Knock yourself out
Open my heart to you when you lock yourself out girl
When I met her she was posse’d up
Yeah, in the section holding bottles up
Oh she just wanted to be popular
Oh she just want ten thousand followers Lord.

    Bridge – Charlie Puth

I should have known from the very start
That you weren’t after my foolish heart
Nooo you liar, liar, liar girl
You got the world thinking you’re a star
But oh you’re not who you say you are
Nooo I’m dying, dying, dying girl.

    Chorus – Charlie Puth & (Lil Wayne)

I’m facing the bottle (I’m sipping and lighted, and dipping in love but I’m coping)
For all of my problems (I’m too open)
These Instagram models (glad I left her)
Are nothing but trouble (but I don’t know her Lord)
She’s going away now (now it’s over)
I’m going full throttle (you drive me crazy)
All these Instagram models, I said they’re nothing but trouble.

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A digital watermark is a kind of marker covertly embedded in a noise-tolerant signal such as an audio, video or image data. It is typically used to identify ownership of the copyright of such signal. “Watermarking” is the process of hiding digital information in a carrier signal ; the hidden information should, but does not need to, contain a relation to the carrier signal. Digital watermarks may be used to verify the authenticity or integrity of the carrier signal or to show the identity of its owners. It is prominently used for tracing copyright infringements and for banknote authentication.

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