The 1st kind of sex is called:
Smurf Sex; This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called:
Kitchen Sex; This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called:
Bedroom Sex; This is when you have been with Your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called:
Hallway Sex; This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say “Fuck you!”
The 5th kind of sex is called:
Courtroom Sex; This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind of sex is called:
Pension Sex; You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
Kim Kardashian posed full-frontal in the latest picture to be released from her provocative Paper shoot. As Gossip Cop reported, the reality star bares her bottom for the cover of the Winter 2014 issue of the magazine. See the photos below.
The publication said that the outrageous butt pic was just a tease of what was to come, and they weren’t kidding. The newest addition to the collection features Kardashian with her black dress pulled down to her thighs, exposing her breasts and vagina. A similar picture shows Kardashian from the side, with the profile angle capturing both her breast and her infamous bottom. Kim was later interviewed in Los Angeles for the accompanying story, in which she opens up about reaching superstardom, and some of the perks and drawbacks that come with it. Kardashian reveals that “literally every single day there’s about ten cars of paparazzi literally waiting outside our homes,” and shares that her pre-Halloween trip to a pumpkin patch with daughter North was less than ideal. “I couldn’t really pick out our pumpkins, and [North] couldn’t really enjoy it,” she says. Still, Kardashian knows she’s blessed, and says, “You just have to not care. You just have to say, ‘This is our life, and it is what it is.’ ” In fact, Kardashian takes a laid-back approach to most things. “All my friends tell me the world could be coming to an end, and I’m always so calm,” she tells Paper . And of her 72-day marriage to Kris Humprhies, she simply says, “It’s just one of those life lessons that you have to learn, and it’s OK.” But as much as Kardashian opens up in the interview, it’s the naked photographs that are going to be long-remembered.