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HAVE A WONDERFUL SHOEGASM, WON’T YOU?

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LIL WAYNE REVEALS THE TRACKLIST FOR NO CEILINGS 2

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REST IN PEACE TO THE WORDPRESS TROPHY CASE, GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

A life well lived from May 27, 2003 to May 17th 2015. Gone too soon. A moment of silence to honour our lost friend the WordPress trophy case.He died in 2015. He was born as the only son of WordPress.com and WordPress.org. He was educated in some of Chicago’s best private schools and later attended Brookhouse Academy in Ireland . He went on to receive his Bachelor’s Degree from Havard University and his Masters from Oxford University.

He was married to his wife Kate Good and they had two children.

He was employed since 2003. He was an active member of the community and he always gave fellow bloggers the inspiration to post more so that they could be awarded. He was twice elected to the school board in a position he proudly held from 2010 to 2012. He was also an active member of the Portsmith Golf Club.

He leaves behind his beloved wife Kate, his son Jake and his daughter Holly;. He leaves a brother John and a sister Tammy . He also leaves several nieces and nephews. He was predeceased by a sister Molly.

Funeral services are private and will be held at the convenience of the family. A memorial service will be held at 9 a.m. on January 3rd 2016 right here in WordPress. Memorial gifts will be accepted.

Arrangements are being handled by Emmanuel Muema, who is extremely devastated by this unexpected death.

Three words to sum up his life would be “Bring Him Back.”

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THE RHYME SCHEME ON THIS NEW LIL WAYNE SONG IS SO MUCH ON FLEEK THAT IT TAKES YOU BACK TO NURSERY SCHOOL

Tunechi’s latest song “Glory”, our first official preview of his much anticipated Free Weezy Album, sees him spitting legit fire (or as he says, “spitting hell”) over booming bass. He may be swiftly bestowing praise upon himself, but Lil Wayne also sounds prepared to do battle to protect his name, whether it’s with Birdman or other MC peers.

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Glory Lyrics
Artist: Lil Wayne
Album: Free Weezy Album
Year: 2015

Verse 1
Woo, this that shit they didn’t want me on
I’m ‘bout to act a badonkadonk, shamone, shamone
Don’t need sugar, I need cream, I’m dark and strong
The garbage man puttin’ on cologne arouma rome
I’m on, I’m on, this that shit they didn’t want
I act a ass and shit a skunk, I will, I won’t
Black your eye like will.i.am, you Willy Wonka
That’s me in the Lamb, I’m disappearin’ like Jimmy
Hoffa
AK-47 my business partner, business is swell
French kiss a bitch, she don’t speak French, can’t kiss
and tell
I push his ass in the wishin’ well, then wish him well
Sippin’ syrup like ginger ale, but I’m the quickest snail
From here to hell, I hear them hail, I give ‘em hell
I’m spittin’ hail, I’m Clinton, well I did inhale
These niggas frail, they Chip and Dale, they little girls
Watch me act a donkey, then pin a tail, spit out ya
nails
Uh, glory, hallelujah
Holy shit, I’m the holy shit, I’m God’s manure
I know how to hack a jeweller ward and not
computers
I meditate like a Buddhist, Holy Ramen noodles
And now you sleep, I’m inside ya room with a lot of
shooters
You wake up to this chopper tool, it’s like “cock-a-
doodle”
I’m aqua-cuckoo, I turn your Froot Loop to chocolate
Yoo-Hoo
I’m hotter than Honolulu, glory on to you, glory

Verse 2
I’m aqua-cuckoo, I turn your Froot Loop to chocolate
Yoo-Hoo
I’m hotter than Honolulu, my clothes and socks, and
shoes new
I been a boo-boo since ga-ga goo-goo and dada,
FUBU
Make everybody that knew you boo-boo, I got them
spooked too
I drive a neutral, shock the future like Dr. Luther
I’m not accuser, your mama cougar, I sock it to her
My cocaine white as a white beluga, I like bazookas
I’m high as lunar, I’m wilder than Tiger’s Nikes,
Pumas
Woo, this that shit you didn’t want me on
My weed louder than underarms and car alarms
Cheers, I said: “surprise”, but couldn’t party long
I gotta get back to the grind and the drawin’ board
But all this fuckin’ art destroyed, this the art of war
These niggas’ soft as teddy bears, talk to Marky Mark
I wet your block, leave it a water park, broad or dark
I whip the work like tartar sauce, you want it hard or
raw, huh?
Uh, glory, hallelujah
Holy shit, I’m the shit, Porta Potti Tunechi
Unload the Glock profusely, resortin’ all confusion
Your motor mouth keep vroomin’, I’m goin’ Tony
Stewart
I’m on the fluid, I’m ruined, I’m cold as Boston Bruins
Lost in the shoo-shoo and who’s who, and I lost
influence
Lost my point of view till I found a mirror, start talkin’
to it
It told me the truth, it said I’m the shit and you party
poopin’
Lord, oh Lord

Verse 3
Am I talkin’ crazy? Too much coffee maybe
I smell like money, I know broke niggas feel
nauseated
The broads’ elated, my boys are faded, my car’s the
latest
My bars the greatest, they rated X like Marvel made it
She caught the babies, she bought the babies, they
orphans maybe
We got that white girl like in the ’80s, that Marcia
Brady
I dicked Tracy like Warren Beatty, I’m warm as Haiti
I’m armed and lazy, I’m sprayin’ until my arms is lazy
Pardon my mental, I’m higher than Continental
Went from flyin’ cockroaches to flyin’ without
credentials
That’s private, tell the pilot: “be quiet, we need our
privacy”
Throw you off this bitch if you wired, justifiably
Hustle with a motive, you know this, I’m with my
woadies
No snakes, no rodents, no ad-libs, no chorus
No stress, no worries, took you to a respiratory
It’s self-explanatory, the glory is mandatory, glory
Uh, glory, hallelujah
Holy shit, I can’t hold this shit, my bowel’s looser
My towel’s newer, my powder room is for powder
users
You see rolled up dollar bills filled with snot and
mucus
My tie is Lucas, my driver’s cruisin’, my partner’s
ruthless
My flowers rootless, my pockets ruthless, she poppin’
roofies
I’m not a student, I’m not assumin’, I’m not a human
You are not immune to this kind of music, you got
‘em Tunechi
You got ‘em Tunechi, I got ‘em

Outro
Glory, hallelujah
I got ‘em
I got ‘em.

You may also want to read 50 Shades Of Blogging
https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/06/08/50-shades-of-blogging/

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KIM KARDASHIAN BREAKS THE INTERNET WITH HER NUDE PAPER MAGAZINE PHOTOS

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Kim Kardashian posed full-frontal in the latest picture to be released from her provocative Paper shoot. As Gossip Cop reported, the reality star bares her bottom for the cover of the Winter 2014 issue of the magazine. See the photos below.

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The publication said that the outrageous butt pic was just a tease of what was to come, and they weren’t kidding. The newest addition to the collection features Kardashian with her black dress pulled down to her thighs, exposing her breasts and vagina. A similar picture shows Kardashian from the side, with the profile angle capturing both her breast and her infamous bottom. Kim was later interviewed in Los Angeles for the accompanying story, in which she opens up about reaching superstardom, and some of the perks and drawbacks that come with it. Kardashian reveals that “literally every single day there’s about ten cars of paparazzi literally waiting outside our homes,” and shares that her pre-Halloween trip to a pumpkin patch with daughter North was less than ideal. “I couldn’t really pick out our pumpkins, and [North] couldn’t really enjoy it,” she says. Still, Kardashian knows she’s blessed, and says, “You just have to not care. You just have to say, ‘This is our life, and it is what it is.’ ” In fact, Kardashian takes a laid-back approach to most things. “All my friends tell me the world could be coming to an end, and I’m always so calm,” she tells Paper . And of her 72-day marriage to Kris Humprhies, she simply says, “It’s just one of those life lessons that you have to learn, and it’s OK.” But as much as Kardashian opens up in the interview, it’s the naked photographs that are going to be long-remembered.

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