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FEMINISTS

I raped a feminist earlier. Big mistake. In search of equality she raped me back.

ABOUT LAST NIGHT

I said to a woman last night, “One good turn deserves another, right baby?”

“No, you cunt!” she screamed. “It’s still gang rape!”

MY NEIGHBOUR

My neighbour knocked at my door at 2 am.

I opened the door and asked, “What is it?”

“Nothing really,” he replied, “Just saw your Facebook status and wanted to check if you were really at the gym.”

COMING FROM A FAMILY OF FARMERS

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Coming from a family of farmers, I was so proud when my son told me he had taken up farming.

I was not so happy when I heard the police had raided his house and taken his crops.

SOUND ADVICE FOR THE LADIES

Don’t ask… just trust me.

Never, ever put your vibrator in the same drawer where you keep your taser.

CHILDHOOD WAS WONDERFUL

When I was a child,
*PUSSY meant a CAT.
*SEX meant the GENDER of a person.
*BITCH meant a FEMALE DOG.
*DICK was the name of a CARTOON CHARACTER.
*BANG was just a SOUND.
*RUBBER was just an ERASER.
*ASS was the name of an ANIMAL.
*SCREW was just a fixing TOOL.
*HEAD meant that part of the body above NECK.
*BALLS meant CRICKET BALLS, TENNIS BALLS, VOLLEY BALLS, FOOT BALLS etc.
*NUTS meant DRY FRUITS.

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