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LIL WAYNE’S LYRICS FULLY EXPLAINED

1. *I call your bluff, pick the phone up*
Calling your bluff is an expression. It means someone does kitu yenye ulimkataza. It’s just an expression so you can’t actually pick up the phone and call bluff. . (Hallo Bluff, ni Emmanu, unaniskia? Hallo )

2. *Look, you put a knot at the end of a condom, full of drugs and put it in her pussy*
Wayne teaches you how to smuggle drugs across the border in a clever way. This is because the sniffer dogs will not be able to smell the drugs.

3. *Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex because you don’t want that late text, that ‘I think I’m late’ text*
Wayne plays around with the rhyme scheme of the word latex. In short he says usitombane dry fry (nyama kwa nyama)

4. *I’m at the gas station adding fuel to the fire*
Adding fuel to the fire is an English expression which means making things worse. Weezy says that he is literally at Kenol Kobil petrol station adding petrol/fuel to the expressional fire.

5. *So frankly I’m stalking Ben Franklin*
Just like Jomo Kenyatta, Benjamin Franklin was the president of United States. His face is on every dollar bill kama Jomo Kenyatta tu kwa pesa ya Kenya. Stalking Ben Franklin means Wayne akona pesa mob mpaka anashinda akiziangalia. The same way you stalk someone by looking at their pictures alone secretly.

6. *My BFF is Benjamin Franklin*
BFF wake ni pesa tu, just dollars. BFF is common among girls. Loool. So Wayne only needs dollars as his BFF.

7. *I love Benjamin Franklin more than his own mother*
Benjamin Franklin, a former US president also had a mother. Lil Wayne loves him more than his own mother. Na ujue venye a mum’s love is huge. Hence anapenda pesa sana.

8. *You see I’m armed like a fucking short sleeve shirt*
Being armed is an expression which means you have guns/firearms. This is a funny lyric because ukivaa short sleeve shirt your arms are exposed. So Wayne is armed with guns the same way a soldier is armed with a gun.

9. *She eat my whole dick, she like whole foods*
Whole foods are nutritious. Hazijatolewa crusts, and extra minerals and nutrients. Ni kama brown bread au brown sugar. That rough rough sawdust tasting brown bread. So the chic eats the whole or full dick (deepthroat) the same way you would eat whole foods which are healthy and sugar free.

10. *We’re serial killers, you can get your Captain Crunch nigga*
Serial killers rhymes with cereal killer. Cornflakes au Weetabix ni cereal just like Captain Crunch. Killing cereal ni kama tu kuwa a serial killer… Looool

11. *Trick or treat, my sign say dick for free*
During Halloween, white people have this tradition of knocking on doors and saying trick or treat. Usipopeana candy or sweets or chocolate (treat) they will thow tissue on your house and the growing bushes nearby or destroy your things zenye ziko hapo nje (trick). They can also angusha your dustbin and trash your house bora tu usiwashike. They are kids aged 12 to 15 so they will outrun you coz wewe ni house owner, an adult.
Sasa hapo kwa door ya Lil Wayne insted of kuandika Welcome To My Humble Abode(House) ama Trick or Treat, yeye ameandika Dick for Free.

12. *But when I met codeine it was love at first Sprite*
When I met you it was love at first sight is an English expression. Wayne replaces sight with Sprite soda. Because when you mix cough syrup (dawa liquid ya kukohoa tu) with Sprite soda, you make a drink called Drank….Yes inaitwa drank. It’s past tense. That’s wht they called it. It’s purplish and consists of Promethozein and Codeine. Drank is what is giving Wayne seizures, hayuko epileptic. Being epileptic ni uongo. Drank *killed* a rapper called Pimp C. Drank is also called Purple or Lean or Purp. Most hiphop rappers use it. They think its cool.

13. *But her Lewinsky is so critical, and I didn’t mean to get political*
Monica Lewinsky had an affair with a certain President wa USA. The president had a wife. Monica was specifically caught giving the president a blowjob so Lewinsky became another name for a blowjob. That’s why Nicki Minaj calls

herself Nicki Lewinsky in some songs. Wayne doesn’t want to get into politics. So in saying Lewinsky Wayne refers to a blowjob pekee not hizo politics.

14. *I pass that weed like I studied*
Just the same way you pass a blunt around to your friends, Wayne passes the blunt as if ali-isomea usiku mzima kama exam.

15. *She gon’ learn tonight , call that shit night school*
Just like parallel university people attend night classes. Wayne and this chic will have naughty night classes za ku-fuck.

16. *But my baby mama , say Im living wrong so if I die, I guess she dead right*
Wayne’s baby mama is always complaining about him doing drugs and lean/drank. So when he dies she will be dead right.

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Lil Wayne’s lyrics fully explained by @EmmanuelMuema

1. *I call your bluff, pick the phone up*
Calling your bluff is an expression. It means someone does kitu yenye ulimkataza. It’s just an expression so you can’t actually pick up the phone and call bluff. . (Hallo Bluff, ni Emmanu, unaniskia? Hallo )

2. *Look, you put a knot at the end of a condom, full of drugs and put it in her pussy*
Wayne teaches you how to smuggle drugs across the border in a clever way. This is because the sniffer dogs will not be able to smell the drugs.

3. *Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex because you don’t want that late text, that ‘I think I’m late’ text*
Wayne plays around with the rhyme scheme of the word latex. In short he says usitombane dry fry (nyama kwa nyama)

4. *I’m at the gas station adding fuel to the fire*
Adding fuel to the fire is an English expression which means making things worse. Weezy says that he is literally at Kenol Kobil petrol station adding petrol/fuel to the expressional fire.

5. *So frankly I’m stalking Ben Franklin*
Just like Jomo Kenyatta, Benjamin Franklin was the president of United States. His face is on every dollar bill kama Jomo Kenyatta tu kwa pesa ya Kenya. Stalking Ben Franklin means Wayne akona pesa mob mpaka anashinda akiziangalia. The same way you stalk someone by looking at their pictures alone secretly.

6. *My BFF is Benjamin Franklin*
BFF wake ni pesa tu, just dollars. BFF is common among girls. Loool. So Wayne only needs dollars as his BFF.

7. *I love Benjamin Franklin more than his own mother*
Benjamin Franklin, a former US president also had a mother. Lil Wayne loves him more than his own mother. Na ujue venye a mum’s love is huge. Hence anapenda pesa sana.

8. *You see I’m armed like a fucking short sleeve shirt*
Being armed is an expression which means you have guns/firearms. This is a funny lyric because ukivaa short sleeve shirt your arms are exposed. So Wayne is armed with guns the same way a soldier is armed with a gun.

9. *She eat my whole dick, she like whole foods*
Whole foods are nutritious. Hazijatolewa crusts, and extra minerals and nutrients. Ni kama brown bread au brown sugar. That rough rough sawdust tasting brown bread. So the chic eats the whole or full dick (deepthroat) the same way you would eat whole foods which are healthy and sugar free.

10. *We’re serial killers, you can get your Captain Crunch nigga*
Serial killers rhymes with cereal killer. Cornflakes au Weetabix ni cereal just like Captain Crunch. Killing cereal ni kama tu kuwa a serial killer… Looool

11. *Trick or treat, my sign say dick for free*
During Halloween, white people have this tradition of knocking on doors and saying trick or treat. Usipopeana candy or sweets or chocolate (treat) they will thow tissue on your house and the growing bushes nearby or destroy your things zenye ziko hapo nje (trick). They can also angusha your dustbin and trash your house bora tu usiwashike. They are kids aged 12 to 15 so they will outrun you coz wewe ni house owner, an adult.
Sasa hapo kwa door ya Lil Wayne insted of kuandika Welcome To My Humble Abode(House) ama Trick or Treat, yeye ameandika Dick for Free.

12. *But when I met codeine it was love at first Sprite*
When I met you it was love at first sight is an English expression. Wayne replaces sight with Sprite soda. Because when you mix cough syrup (dawa liquid ya kukohoa tu) with Sprite soda, you make a drink called Drank….Yes inaitwa drank. It’s past tense. That’s wht they called it. It’s purplish and consists of Promethozein and Codeine. Drank is what is giving Wayne seizures, hayuko epileptic. Being epileptic ni uongo. Drank *killed* a rapper called Pimp C. Drank is also called Purple or Lean or Purp. Most hiphop rappers use it. They think its cool.

13. *But her Lewinsky is so critical, and I didn’t mean to get political*
Monica Lewinsky had an affair with a certain President wa USA. The president had a wife. Monica was specifically caught giving the president a blowjob so Lewinsky became another name for a blowjob. That’s why Nicki Minaj calls

herself Nicki Lewinsky in some songs. Wayne doesn’t want to get into politics. So in saying Lewinsky Wayne refers to a blowjob pekee not hizo politics.

14. *I pass that weed like I studied*
Just the same way you pass a blunt around to your friends, Wayne passes the blunt as if ali-isomea usiku mzima kama exam.

15. *She gon’ learn tonight , call that shit night school*
Just like parallel university people attend night classes. Wayne and this chic will have naughty night classes za ku-fuck.

16. *But my baby mama , say Im living wrong so if I die, I guess she dead right*
Wayne’s baby mama is always complaining about him doing drugs and lean/drank. So when he dies she will be dead right.

For 1000 of the best Lil Wayne lyrics, visit my website

https://mynameisemmanuelmuema.wordpress.com/2015/03/22/lil-waynes-smartest-lyrics/

LIL WAYNE REVEALS THE TRACKLIST FOR NO CEILINGS 2

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All credit goes to http://www.lilwaynehq.com.

LE COMPTE A REBOURS AUCUN PLAFOND DEUX COMMENCE (THE COUNTDOWN FOR NO CEILINGS TWO BEGINS)

Its just five more days to Thanksgiving (November 26th 2015). When you are stuffing down that turkey in a a predatory manner that would shame a hyena, please leave some space on your plate for a fire mixtape. The whole internet will crash because of this magnificent event. Even the number 1 fan site for Weezy F Baby fans, LilWayneHQ usually has trouble handling all the traffic that comes to its site whenever Wayne drops something that is on fleek. 6 years ago on Halloween, Lil Wayne dropped the greatest mixtape of all time, titled No Ceilings. He will now be dropping a follow up of that mix tape titled No Ceilings 2. My favourite song from No Ceilings was Pop Dat ( No Ceilings). My favourite song from No Ceilings 2 will be Wayne’s remix of Drake’s Back To Back, the song which caused Meek Mill’s untimely death. Meek has now joined Tupac and Biggie. Bye Meek.

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TUNECHI IS GREATER THAN TUPAC, PERIOD !!!

2nechi > 2pac and there is no freaking debate about that. Lil Wayne is the greatest rapper to ever hold the mic. Even if 2pac was alive today he could never be on the same level as Weezy. I’m pissed at people who say Pac was greater. There’s absolutely nothing dazzling about Shakur’s lyrics. Weezy is the shit. I would never diss Tune, but he is the type of nigga to rap, “Made a baby on the stairs, call that stepchild.” The lyric would totally make waves just because he said it. Here is a sample of why Wayne will always be the best rapper alive since time immemorial;

Then I start hopping around, like Jiminy Cricket.

Hold up, I gotta explain this one, Jiminy fucking Cricket, Jiminy fucking Cricket !!! Jiminy Cricket is a fictional character adapted by Disney into the animated film Pinocchio. As a cricket, Jiminy is known for hopping.
So this means that Wayne will disappear like an insect if the police are looking for him.

She ain’t got a lot of ass but I could work with her, nigga that’s my cup of tea, ah, burnt my tongue.

I was a match made in heaven when hell was a pile of wood.

I be killing them bitches, I hope all dogs go to heaven.

Had a phone in jail that’s a cellphone.

Stop drop roll and shake what her mama gave her.

Girl, Imma treat you like cake, till I get a sweet tooth toothache.

Kill you and your dog then put on a shirt that say “Peter for life.”

My powder room is for powder users.

I got some cocaine on the mirror, you can powder your face.

You can save all of your bullshit on your memory card.

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THE RHYME SCHEME ON THIS NEW LIL WAYNE SONG IS SO MUCH ON FLEEK THAT IT TAKES YOU BACK TO NURSERY SCHOOL

Tunechi’s latest song “Glory”, our first official preview of his much anticipated Free Weezy Album, sees him spitting legit fire (or as he says, “spitting hell”) over booming bass. He may be swiftly bestowing praise upon himself, but Lil Wayne also sounds prepared to do battle to protect his name, whether it’s with Birdman or other MC peers.

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Glory Lyrics
Artist: Lil Wayne
Album: Free Weezy Album
Year: 2015

Verse 1
Woo, this that shit they didn’t want me on
I’m ‘bout to act a badonkadonk, shamone, shamone
Don’t need sugar, I need cream, I’m dark and strong
The garbage man puttin’ on cologne arouma rome
I’m on, I’m on, this that shit they didn’t want
I act a ass and shit a skunk, I will, I won’t
Black your eye like will.i.am, you Willy Wonka
That’s me in the Lamb, I’m disappearin’ like Jimmy
Hoffa
AK-47 my business partner, business is swell
French kiss a bitch, she don’t speak French, can’t kiss
and tell
I push his ass in the wishin’ well, then wish him well
Sippin’ syrup like ginger ale, but I’m the quickest snail
From here to hell, I hear them hail, I give ‘em hell
I’m spittin’ hail, I’m Clinton, well I did inhale
These niggas frail, they Chip and Dale, they little girls
Watch me act a donkey, then pin a tail, spit out ya
nails
Uh, glory, hallelujah
Holy shit, I’m the holy shit, I’m God’s manure
I know how to hack a jeweller ward and not
computers
I meditate like a Buddhist, Holy Ramen noodles
And now you sleep, I’m inside ya room with a lot of
shooters
You wake up to this chopper tool, it’s like “cock-a-
doodle”
I’m aqua-cuckoo, I turn your Froot Loop to chocolate
Yoo-Hoo
I’m hotter than Honolulu, glory on to you, glory

Verse 2
I’m aqua-cuckoo, I turn your Froot Loop to chocolate
Yoo-Hoo
I’m hotter than Honolulu, my clothes and socks, and
shoes new
I been a boo-boo since ga-ga goo-goo and dada,
FUBU
Make everybody that knew you boo-boo, I got them
spooked too
I drive a neutral, shock the future like Dr. Luther
I’m not accuser, your mama cougar, I sock it to her
My cocaine white as a white beluga, I like bazookas
I’m high as lunar, I’m wilder than Tiger’s Nikes,
Pumas
Woo, this that shit you didn’t want me on
My weed louder than underarms and car alarms
Cheers, I said: “surprise”, but couldn’t party long
I gotta get back to the grind and the drawin’ board
But all this fuckin’ art destroyed, this the art of war
These niggas’ soft as teddy bears, talk to Marky Mark
I wet your block, leave it a water park, broad or dark
I whip the work like tartar sauce, you want it hard or
raw, huh?
Uh, glory, hallelujah
Holy shit, I’m the shit, Porta Potti Tunechi
Unload the Glock profusely, resortin’ all confusion
Your motor mouth keep vroomin’, I’m goin’ Tony
Stewart
I’m on the fluid, I’m ruined, I’m cold as Boston Bruins
Lost in the shoo-shoo and who’s who, and I lost
influence
Lost my point of view till I found a mirror, start talkin’
to it
It told me the truth, it said I’m the shit and you party
poopin’
Lord, oh Lord

Verse 3
Am I talkin’ crazy? Too much coffee maybe
I smell like money, I know broke niggas feel
nauseated
The broads’ elated, my boys are faded, my car’s the
latest
My bars the greatest, they rated X like Marvel made it
She caught the babies, she bought the babies, they
orphans maybe
We got that white girl like in the ’80s, that Marcia
Brady
I dicked Tracy like Warren Beatty, I’m warm as Haiti
I’m armed and lazy, I’m sprayin’ until my arms is lazy
Pardon my mental, I’m higher than Continental
Went from flyin’ cockroaches to flyin’ without
credentials
That’s private, tell the pilot: “be quiet, we need our
privacy”
Throw you off this bitch if you wired, justifiably
Hustle with a motive, you know this, I’m with my
woadies
No snakes, no rodents, no ad-libs, no chorus
No stress, no worries, took you to a respiratory
It’s self-explanatory, the glory is mandatory, glory
Uh, glory, hallelujah
Holy shit, I can’t hold this shit, my bowel’s looser
My towel’s newer, my powder room is for powder
users
You see rolled up dollar bills filled with snot and
mucus
My tie is Lucas, my driver’s cruisin’, my partner’s
ruthless
My flowers rootless, my pockets ruthless, she poppin’
roofies
I’m not a student, I’m not assumin’, I’m not a human
You are not immune to this kind of music, you got
‘em Tunechi
You got ‘em Tunechi, I got ‘em

Outro
Glory, hallelujah
I got ‘em
I got ‘em.

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